A long life is a life of loss and quiet sadness, amirite?

Well life's too short so you best live it long.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?

Or when you listen to playboi carti

The T-REX only went 5km per hour meaning humans probably wouldn't be their dinner. amirite?

They were capable of short bursts of speed, most likely

Maybe cops started the whole pants down thing to make criminals easier to catch. amirite?
@Achilles982 I can't understand it either. It looks so ridiculous to me.

maybe its about reverse society, lets do the opposite of society.

When you "take the piss out of" someone it deflates their ego... Just like a bladder, amirite?

You takin a piss?

Seatbelts are positioned in a way to where "get out the car" brings on a lot of suspicious movements, amirite?

I wish automatic seatbelts were more popular.

Teenage years must be tough for people who are attracted to kids. That's when they realize they won't be into people their age their whole lives, it's gonna be kids permanently. amirite?
@Apartlavishness I don't understand what you're saying.

When you are ten and think another ten year old is good looking that's totally normal, no reason for concern. When you are sixteen and still think ten year olds look good you are in big trouble.

Teenage years must be tough for people who are attracted to kids. That's when they realize they won't be into people their age their whole lives, it's gonna be kids permanently. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker To bad they dont kill themselves then. Instead they inflict pain and suffering on children to young to understand...

I have mixed feelings. If you know you aren't gonna be able to control yourself and you will leave dozens of shattered people in your wake then killing yourself probably the humanist thing to do.

On the other hand it is possible to curtain your urges: my wife had horrible complications after delivering and sex is kinda off the table for us. I haven't hit on anybody else, let alone done anything really awful. One difference is the porn I like is legal but I don't think we should jump right to kill yourself.

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?

We can currently grow meat without the animal with just cells from it. By the time we are a interstellar species I'm sure we'll figure out lab grown wood.

Unlike any physical sport, doping in chess instantly makes you orders of magnitude better than the world champion. amirite?

Press x to doubt

Every person has a price tag. For some it's 10k $ and for some it is 1 billion $, but does not change the fact that given right sum of money every person will do anything, amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Allright, imagine I give you 100 billion $. What would you still not do?

Nothing that could prevent me from using it(life in prison, death) for starters

Our grandkids will most likely never drive gas cars. amirite?
Just the word yawn makes you yawn, amirite?
Super Mario spent years trying to rescue Peach from Bowser so they could all hang out and play party games and ride go karts. amirite?

I think they are all canonically friends and the main games are staged up roleplays

Raising the next generation is the most significant challenge any generation will ever face. amirite?

And yet, every generation feels like they've failed