"OHMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!!! That hot guy from math class made eye contact with me for a full ten seconds!!!"
"OHMG NO WAY!"
"YEAH! He just like walked right up and like touched his BEAUTIFUL eyes to mine... "
"sigh That is SO hot. You are SOO lucky..."
That type of "eye contact" would be really awkward to witness...
This one isn't my name, but it made me laugh.
"A Liam is a cross between a goat, a fish, a pig and a douchebag. Apparently A Liam will have some human attributes, but many are yet to be convinced. If you own a Liam, you can be sure that you will spend an excessive amount of money on it, your friends will be less likely to be seen with you (many people take a sudden dislike to Liam.) and all they are really good for is a ride.
Girl: I got myself a Liam today!
Friends: That's disgusting, please leave.
Girl: ): "
And all the crap you do in high school goes onto your permanent Blu-Ray.
Ugh, that's happened to me like five times! ):
I've seen them partying together, too! Nine times!
"So I was on amirite? the other day and underscoreunderscoreunderscoreunderscoreunderscoreunderscore said the FUNNIEST thing..."
From their own perspective, everyone has free will. I can decide whether to eat vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream, it's up to what I want, but in a larger perspective, I'm going to pick one or the other. Nobody knows what it is I'm going to pick, and in the moment, I am making the choice, but there is one set way that things will turn out.
So yes. Also, no.
And, if you go and find the patterns and organization and graphs and logarithms and exponents and cosines of them... You're overthinking it.
And a tornado is just wind
HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DUDE I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS!! calls friends on cell phone
Yes, because all little girls watch V for Vendetta(:
Nosevitch, (some people called her Nosebitch secretly)
Blanc (pronounced like the word "blank")
Belcher (but she got married recently and changed her name): )
Payne (she taught Algebra 2... makes so much sense...)
uh oh... this is a dilemma...
WE GOTTA BE INDIVIDUALS! WE WON'T FOLLOW THE CROWD! WHAT!
Ah, damn, you're right. Catherine Tate. I don't actually know how I managed that one, I knew her actual name and everything. Weird.