+1,028It would be so entertaining to write an amazing, bestselling book that seems to have tons symbolism, but really doesn’t. Then, when all these experts try and analyze it, you can laugh and tell them they’re wrong. “No, the window on Sophia's house is not frosty to represent her struggle to see past the surface of things; the window is frosty because it’s fucking winter time." amirite?
+1,102I'm not saying shes fat, I'm just saying if I were to pick the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of them, amirite?
+1,069The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, amirite?
+1,472Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
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+2,241I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
+402How do you know an Asain has robbed your house? The cat is in the microwave, your homework is done and they're still trying to back out of the driveway, amirite?
+896Computer games don't affect kids. For example, Pac Man. If THAT affected kids, they'd be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive, electronic mus- wait... amirite?
+649Why do people get mad when a streetlight is red? You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone, amirite?