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men's english ; i'm hungry = i am hungry; i'm tired = i am tired; nice dress = nice cleavage!; i love you = let's have sex now; i'm bored = do you want to have sex?; may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you; can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you; do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you, amirite?
You know someone who you wish would get hit by a bus. amirite?
It's impossible to explain a specific Asian, amirite?

Like..you cant ever describe a certain asian say;jackie chan and another asian how would you be able to describe them to tell them apart?To another person.If that made sense xD

Who actually uses letter openers anyway, fingers do the job just fine, amirite?
@Toraye8 that's what she said.

i was@422125 (Torayy8): i actually was going to say that xD

It's awkward at sleepovers when you wake before the other person and your not sure if you should wake them up or just wait, amirite?

...i play on my phone or else make annoying sounds and stare at my bestie xD

Snooki is 4 feet 9 inches; legally she's suppose to be in a car seat, amirite?

im 6'1...and im 13 T.T

Why do black people go to the beach? They are already tanned. amirite?

believe it or not we do tan lmfao

It's likely that millions of wizards secretly use Avada Kedavra to kill some annoying bug. amirite?

im loving how we can have a whole convo about harry potter and no one asks questions xD

This site is for losers with nothing better to do, amirite?

obviously seeing as you're on it -.-

If somebody was named "Sexual", it would be awkwardly funny to say "bye" to them amirite?

LOL..it took me a second..and then I said it out loud and the lightbulb went off xD

Have you ever noticed how the Mexicans work at McDonalds and the whites work at taco bell? amirite?

I was just stating something -.-

Have you ever noticed how the Mexicans work at McDonalds and the whites work at taco bell? amirite?
@lESliE418 ive seen black people work both mcdonalds and taco bell . You're so wrong cuz they're not all mexicans on mcdonalds...

if you read it did i actually say that all of them work at tacobell? nooooo did i say all work at mcdonalds?noooo and wtf who brought black people into this?

Have you ever noticed how the Mexicans work at McDonalds and the whites work at taco bell? amirite?

(totally not being racist)

"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?

im textin..my mom xD

"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?
@pullthetrigger__ hahaha , yeah. then nobody in the room is talking, it's nice. haha.

until theres that akward silence and ofc the one persons like "so who you textin" lol