School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 This is hilarious because the education system is primarily public, but you'd know that if our education system was...

Except at the university level. That is capitalist, and we do have some of the best universities in the world, though they are only available to an extremely small portion of the population. Mainly, to those lucky enough to be born rich.
Oh the irony. Capitalistic education provides a good system to almost no one, and socialist education provides a good education to... also, almost no one. Other countries have figured it out though, just not America. It's like we are a special kinda dumb.

You probably can't imagine the balls on a pool table as any other size, amirite?

George Burns said
sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?

That's all it is. It's so simple, yet so many people don't get it

Considering how many times Sasuke killed him, Danzo is a piss poor fighter. amirite?

but he took shisui's eye

Childhood is a free trial to the adult life, amirite?
Once all cars are electrical there won't be any more car explosions in movies, amirite?

Electric engines can blow up

Bayley is considered hot because of her rear end, amirite?
Organs donated from people that died make the people that died a reverse Frankenstein monster, amirite?

No. It makes them someone who saved a life.

Prison can be considered a very expensive gated community. amirite?

AND!!! Someone else pays the rent for you.

Everyone has material to blackmail themselves, amirite?

Write you home address as the senders address

If humanity started with two humans, then technically we are all inbred. amirite?

Except we evolved from other mammals of large populations so...

If your relationship with a musician ends... you're probably going to be in the next song. And if your relationship with an author ends... you might find yourself killed off in the first chapter. amirite?

That's kinda inaccurate because Cobain wrote only one song about his first girlfriend and it was during the period they were dating. He wrote only one song about Courtney and that too was also while they were dating.

We probably use the first word ever spoken by a human multiple times a day without ever realising it is the oldest one. amirite?
because the density of Bruce banner will always stay the same, and he cannot add anymore, amirite?

The question then becomes "Is Bruce Hulk weight, or is Hulk Bruce weight?"

Final Fantasy XXX has to be a porno, amirite?

HAS to? It already is if you know where to look.