I don't understand why we sing and dance to "Ring Around the Rosies"; when it was about Jewish people getting killed. amirite?

And I thought it was about the bubonic plague, silly me...

Kanye West must be pretty annoying to have sex with, amirite?

Because he never lets you finish?

It's not weird that I, a 15 year old girl, have fantasized about being raped by an older man, amirite?

If you consent to rape, then it's not really rape, is it?

You use portmanteaus all the time but never knew what they were called until now, amirite?

Would it be weird if the first thing I thought of when I read 'portmanteau' was toilet?

It's awkward when you find your parents "special drawer", amirite?

It'd be worse if they found YOUR secret drawer..

Okay, you're a vegetarian - cool. But the animal is already dead. Not eating it isn't going to help any, amirite?

On a side note, we as humans are not at the top of the food chain.

ZOMBIES ARE.

Usernames are not the same as they used to be. They used to be like "soccergirl123". Now they're random and awesome things like "O_o" or "handsy", amirite?

Anyone (particularly girls) remember using names like:

lilangelbabycutefacexoxosparklesweetie

I really enjoy the show Glee, but it should be about elementary school kids singing, not high school kids singing. Amirite?

I BET YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU

Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?

BUT...

Because Canada is so fabulous, the helmet is actually diamond encrusted, deflecting the bullet and leaving America completely harmless. In this split second of Russia's stunned state, America is given the chance to put Russia into a sleeper hold, rendering Russia unconscious.

Yeah, Canada is pretty darn awesome.

Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?

Not even Michaelangelo could be that creative.

If we call the television the TV, why don't we call the telephone the TP, amirite?

Because toilet paper already stole that name

Friends are more important than family. Yes, your family raise and feed you, but your friends truly accept you for who you are. Your friends can disown you any time they please, while your parents are stuck with you until they kick you out, or you finally let go. amirite?

Family is forever.

You have no idea what " lol" means. And if you do please explain, amirite?

Lots of love.

it was the egg that came first, not the chicken, amirite?

The cock came first...if you know what I mean ;)

Why do people hate the lap dance video with Miley Cyrus in it? I thought it was pretty hot. Amirite?