My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?
@JamiLovesYou I swear, I've seen this before, Repeat.

I swear, I've seen this before, repeat.

What if some of the animals on Noahs Ark were homosexual, amirite?
@Luv2golf42897 And the sea monsters

i'm pretty sure sea monsters wouldn't be put in the ship see as they're, you know, SEA monsters.

Girls, it would be awesome if we say to a guy "hey, nice abs!" and his response would be "thanks! here, feel them!", amirite?

Guys, it would be awesome if we say to a girl "hey, nice tits!" and her response would be "thanks! here, feel them!", amirite?

Volleyball is like sex, it hurts like hell at first, but after a while you get used to it and it starts to be a pleasant pain, amirite?
Don't you wish you conveniently lived on the same street as all of your friends like on TV? amirite?
I can be naked right now and no one would know, amirite?

I would know, as I'm looking through your window right now.

I place $20 into a box. So do you. There is now $40 in the box. I sell the box to you for $30. We both walk away with a $10 profit, amirite?

It's official: Amirite sucks at maths.

Some guys just can't pull off facial hair. amirite?

yeah, those pussies. I pull it off with MY BARE HANDS.

Guys: You're overcome with a weird of pride when the guy in the porn you're watching has a smaller dick than you, amirite?

I just pictured you with a huge dick. It was a lovely sight.

Sure, guys like blondes, but they love brunettes, amirite?

We love the person, not the colour of their hair.

You do weird shit when you're home alone, amirite?

I turn my porn up really loud so the neighbours feel really awkward when they ask to turn it down.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
White people have no sense of rhythm. amirite?
@237820

WOW, A ZEBRA ON THE INTERNET!

ladies, it's a piss off when food falls down your shirt, into your bra making you reach in and dig for it, amirite?

If it bothers you that much I'll go in and grab it.

My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?
@JamiLovesYou mocking me?

What? No. I was just doing as you said.