I swear, I've seen this before, repeat.
i'm pretty sure sea monsters wouldn't be put in the ship see as they're, you know, SEA monsters.
Guys, it would be awesome if we say to a girl "hey, nice tits!" and her response would be "thanks! here, feel them!", amirite?
you must be having some pretty rough sex.
Your mother doesn't count.
I would know, as I'm looking through your window right now.
It's official: Amirite sucks at maths.
yeah, those pussies. I pull it off with MY BARE HANDS.
I just pictured you with a huge dick. It was a lovely sight.
We love the person, not the colour of their hair.
I turn my porn up really loud so the neighbours feel really awkward when they ask to turn it down.
you're also black
WOW, A ZEBRA ON THE INTERNET!
If it bothers you that much I'll go in and grab it.
What? No. I was just doing as you said.