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Females teachers who have sex with students should be punished just as harshly as male teachers who have sex with students, amirite?

"Kyle: It's the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stephenson.
Police Sergeant: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Policeman #1: Niiice.
Police Sergeant: Niiice.
Kyle: What? No, you don't understand...
Policeman #1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yeah!
Policeman #2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I think so.
Policeman #2: Niiiice.
Policeman #1: Niiiice!
Policeman #2: Niiiiiicccce.
Police Sergeant: So, wait. What's the crime?
Policeman #1: The crime is she isn't doing it with me.
Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage. She's taking advantage of him!
Police Sergeant: You're right. We're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down and give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away. "
-South Park

FallenMysterys avatar FallenMystery +26Reply
You wonder what would happen if you sell your soul to the devil in exchange for a one-way trip to heaven, amirite?
@1192382

I think you meant "You just got damned"

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Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?

I might be a dementor, but souls arent the only thing I suck.

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When you think about it, the concept of pinatas are really weird. Kids go out and get a pinata of their favorite cartoon character, and then they just beat them to death. It doesn't make sense. Maybe there should start being satan pinatas or something, amirite?

Satan pinatas would have poisonous candy in them, so that doesnt work.

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god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I dont think I would agree with this, even if I could understand what the fuck it says.

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You want a gay guy friend but wouldn't want to be friends with a lesbian. amirite?

Why does someones sexual orientation matter?

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The end of Mockingjay was disappointingly anticlimactic. I want to know what happened to Gale, not to hear about your stupid kids who are dancing on a graveyard, amirite?

Cinna never shouldve died.

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Large-chested girls: You don't show your boobs off any chance you get. Actually, you find it mildly offensive when other girls do, amirite?
That feeling of panic when you get your finger stuck somewhere is one of the worst, and the sense of relief that rushes over you when you get your finger out is one of the best, amirite?

Once I got my arm stuck inbetween two movie theater chairs, took me the whole harry potter movie to get it out. I was so stoked when I did though.

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It sucks when someone judges you based on the way you dress or the music you like, amirite?
@1164286

thanks. But of course someones always gotta hate on it.

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Girls should lift weights, too. You shouldn't worry about gaining muscle because you won't look bulky--not without steroids, anyways. You feel stronger and can do more than you ever could with just cardio, amirite?
If someone who has a thin, perfect body and wears a size 3 or less complains about being fat, the rest of us must be planets, amirite?

3 or smaller. Really? Thats whats considered skinny, weird O_o

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You're a psychic, like you have ESPN or something, in that your breasts can always tell when it going to rain... or at least when its raining, amirite?
Whenever you are talking to someone you like, it is somewhat hard to actually look them in the eye for very long, amirite?

Personally I love staring in their eyes.

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It's stupid how the masculine hormones make most guys enjoy seeing outstretched breast skin and a hole in the crotch, particularly on the female gender, amirite?
@Kluklayu Exactly lol

Way to ruin sex for me lol

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