Dear school system. Please stop hiring sadists and perverts. We want more normal-ish teachers. amirite?

i have a perv math teacher and his wife is another of my teachers. she is so nice but she doesnt know what he does and that hes probably cheating on her.

If you can make Cleverbot admit it is a computer, you would make one heck of a debater, amirite?

i got it to admit it was a computer.

No one should die a virgin. amirite?

nobody dies a virgin because in the end life fucks us all

¿ǝʇıɹıɯɐ ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐʍq ˙ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ ƃuıʞɐɯ ɹoɟ ʍou ǝɯ ʇɐ pɐɯ ɹnoʎ ʇǝq osןɐ ı ˙dn ʇı ɥɔɹɐǝs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ ןןıʍ noʎ ʇnq sıɥʇ pıp ı ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ʇǝq ı, amirite?

d: os ooʇ ʇı op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʞo sʇı

The expression "there are other fish in the sea" is stupid. Obviously I know there are other guys out there, but the only one I care about right now is THIS one, or else I wouldn't be crying over him. Amirite?

this made my year. i have loved this guy and ppl say get over him and that i will find someone else .when i cant they get upset with me cuz i talk about HIM so often.

A guy and a girl can be best friends, and not have to go out. amirite?

SO right!!! i have this best guy friend and everyone says "you guys should go out! you would be such a cute couple!" it annoys me because i dont LIKE him like that and i think it would completely ruin our friendship if we did go out.