I even put pictures of myself around the house to throw them off
I know. I tell it at parties.
"For some reason, I have the urge to put this inside of you."
That's like saying "Pastries aren't unhealthy cause they're PasTREES!"
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
Well, not exactly. A fifth grade orchestra has dozens of violins, yet not one of them makes any sound you might call "pretty".
how dare you say shut the fuck up? that's offensive to the people who don't have a fuck to shut!
(<3 JBieber): I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
Screw those redcoats! literally
His song's what? ... THE SUSPENCE.
America wins again!
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