Seriously, why are men considered the stronger sex? Women go through everything from childbirth to hair and make up, and all the average man has to worry about is pulling out, amirite?

Uh-oh, you started a "Who is superior" post... be ready for the insults and complaints!

Drug detection dogs are trained by making them addicted to drugs and that's beyond fucked up, amirite?

sigh maybe you should just google it, and then you will see you were mistaken. It's an honest mistake though, so don't worry about it. Many people believe that sniffer dogs got addicted to the drugs, but really they were just trained to find it. Kind of like how dogs are used to track human or game scents?

Girls: We've all been to a place that we don't like and start to think "I'm gonna get raped. I don't want to get raped." amirite?

Ohmygod I hate that! And then every single person you walk by, your like "Don't rape me, keep walking!"

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

Wait, why is everyone so crazy about this? I thought everyone did this!

You really hope they catch the rapist from Lincoln Park soon, amirite?

He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em so yall need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz they rapin' errbody out here!

14 year old girls should not be virgins, amirite?

Yes we should....

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
@it has to be 23 years to be funny. south park said so.

(south park law): Yes, I'll base everything in life on South Park :] Thanks :]

He came to me one night, explored my body, he licked - sucked - swallowed, when he left I was hurt .. STUPID MOSQUITO! amirite?
@ConnorNoonan only female mosquitos drink blood...

Who cares if only female mosquitoes drink blood... it's just one of those immature jokes that is supposed to be funny and frankly, it's kind of a douchebag move to ruin it.

Girls: We've all been to a place that we don't like and start to think "I'm gonna get raped. I don't want to get raped." amirite?
Have you ever noticed that all bad things for women have the word men in there somewhere... MENstral cycles, MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause, amirite?

I find people really annoying when everyone is bitching and moaning about which gender is superior. How about everyone gets their Big Kid pants on and accepts that everyone sucks in their own special way, and that bigger words sometimes contain littler words that get you all hyped up on Stupid. It takes a man and a woman to create life, yes you come out the vagina and the father gives the women their girlness. IT WON'T HAPPEN ANY OTHER WAY. Unless you are a test-tube baby, then you are just a freak like Kyle XY.

Jack fell down and broke his crown does not mean his little hat fell off its means he cracked his head open so now we have some dead guy rolling down a hill, who the fuck thought this was a good story to tell little children, Amirite?

I think I laughed harder than I was supposed to at this...

It's fun to humor the creeps on Omegle, amirite?
@fatima I know right? Or go on webcam. Or be "horny" wtf? I'm always like "uhhmm. okay!" DISCONNECT. hahaha.

Haha I always make up a story like, "My mom and dad won't let me get a facebook, myspace, msn... they are cruel people!" And they are like "aww, okay, will you just suck my c**k?"

People are so funny sometimes :]

Guilt, jealousy, and heart-break are the three worst feelings ever, amirite?

Idk, pain is a pretty bad feeling.

I got laughing so hard I couldn't stop, and it was interesting explaining why I was laughing to my sister...

If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013, amirite?