shoosh yeah, it feels terrible. not that i would know or anything.
I'M NOT FAT, OKAY??? okay, maybe a little. but still!
I don't know what a slow dance has to do with telling time.
But seriously, I think it would be that time. We would just be tweaking our way of defining of time. Just like if we all changed the word "door" to "goozack," the word "door" would have no meaning and "goozack would mean what "door" used to mean.