+405Dragonite is such a badass pokémon. He's all like "Look at me, I'm ridiculously cute and-...hey, what you looking at, huh? dragonbreath yeah fuck you", amirite?
+508The five stages of making a sandwich- Denial: "We can't be out of cheese, we bought some yesterday!" Anger: "OH MY GOD, WHO ATE THE CHEESE!" Bargaining: "Dear God, if you give me cheese, I'll tell everyone this story, and they'll HAVE to believe in you!" Depression: "No cheese. No God." Acceptance: "Oh well. MUM, can you buy some more cheese?", amirite?
+447Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face, amirite?
+2,518I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?
+735I should name my band "Greatest hits", and then name each album after other bands. So they would look something like "Megadeth - Greatest hits", causing people to accidentally buy my album, when they think they are buying another. Genius plan, amirite?
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+3,802I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
+794Parent: "I'll be there in 20 minutes" 20 minutes later You: "Where are you?". . . Parent: "I'm leaving now", amirite?
+227There is way to much time in between the 2 parts of when Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows come out, amirite?
+336The annoying feeling you have, before you convince you self to go for a run, is nothing against the lovely feeling you have when you have ran, amirite?