I'm forever alone and I cried.
That's nonsense, narwhal.
"And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
Don't shit me- you liked it.
Keeping up tradition for the sake of keeping up tradition is as stupid as you are.
I think he was referring to a spelling error which, at the moment, is nonexistent.
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Yes. It was an isolated incident. Across the country, in New York City, police are guarding the theatres showing The Dark Knight Rises in fear of copycats. People don't need that panic, and they definitely shouldn't have nicknamed the guy Joker. They're creating this unnecessary fear and taking away peace of mind.
Bond. James Bond.
Says the person with 'xl' in their name.
There's only one race: the human race... LOLJK, I got that from a poster xD
Go to FML if you're expecting sympathy because you can't buy the latest trends...
I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard.
My world history teacher was visiting some place in Asia and wanted to go to the museum nearby, but it was closed. When she asked why, the lady said that they just had a civil war, and the government executed thousands of its own citizens. Now their leaders are trying to write their history so it doesn't portray them badly. After all, history is written by the victors.
You can also tell that they don't get around if they didn't even get that message...