@I'm single and I lol'd.

I'm forever alone and I cried.

It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?
@jraaey YOU LUDACRIS FOOL. Y-Y-YOU HORNY SIMPLETON! ENOBY IS GOING TO COME BACK AND TERRORIZE US ALL AGAIN.

"And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was...Dumbledore!"

Don't shit me- you liked it.

Two guys kissing is hot. Two husbands kissing is even hotter! Support gay marriage. amirite?
@547252

Keeping up tradition for the sake of keeping up tradition is as stupid as you are.

What do atheists say on Friday? TERARATSIF? Thank Earth's Rotation and Revolution Around The Sun It's Friday? amirite?
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
You're not sure how the Aurora shooting should be handled. On one hand, extra security would ease the minds of moviegoers, but on the other hand, you realize that once it starts, it's not going to stop. You can't help but imagine how life would be if we were searched before stepping foot into any establishment. We should all be and feel as safe as possible, but one man shouldn't alter the way we function. amirite?
@Psychochemical Exactly. One man on the radio said he thinks the movie should be pulled from all over the world. We can't let...

Yes. It was an isolated incident. Across the country, in New York City, police are guarding the theatres showing The Dark Knight Rises in fear of copycats. People don't need that panic, and they definitely shouldn't have nicknamed the guy Joker. They're creating this unnecessary fear and taking away peace of mind.

I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?

Bond. James Bond.

The grading system in physical education should be based on effort, not athletic ability, amirite?
@1228147

Says the person with 'xl' in their name.

Racism is a thing learned through culture; you aren't born with it. I mean, little kids color people every color of the rainbow and think nothing of it, amirite?
its sad that my mom is only spending $50 on back-to-school clothes, amirite?

Go to FML if you're expecting sympathy because you can't buy the latest trends...

It's annoying when people around 12 year olds say things like "When I was a child..." as if they aren't children, amirite?
It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?

My world history teacher was visiting some place in Asia and wanted to go to the museum nearby, but it was closed. When she asked why, the lady said that they just had a civil war, and the government executed thousands of its own citizens. Now their leaders are trying to write their history so it doesn't portray them badly. After all, history is written by the victors.

You can also tell that they don't get around if they didn't even get that message...
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