You feel really stupid when your singing and someone tells you to shut up, amirite?
If you think about it how could there not be a god? The only other theory is that the universe started as nothing and then exploded. There has to be some divine being who created all this. People who don't believe in anything just aren't using common sense. amirite?

Neither side is using "common sense" by your definition. You either believe that the universe "just was." or that some being "just was" and created the universe... I only agree more with the bing bang side because there is some scientific evidence to back it up. No matter which side you're on, you'll always sound silly.

Babies aren't that cute when you think about it.. little pink blobs of flesh that sleep, eat, and poop... How cute! amirite?
@1740876

That changes nothing... It's still about as far from cute as you can get.

You like the new amirite layout, amirite?

My only complaint is that the font is way to big. Other than that it's decent.

It is sad, in a way, that you only get to die once, only experience one type of death, amirite?

You don't know this. We could be reincarnated for all you know.

There doing this internet strike thing all wrong. If you want results, blackout Facebook not Wikipedia. Then shit will REALLY hit the fan. amirite?
An addiction to Runescape can raise your typing speed ten times faster than any typing program, amirite?

This.... Is so true.

If you wanna rule the world, then you really have to planet, amirite?
@I hate puns. I mean really despise the things. But, I must admit, this was funny.

Thanks, i'm sorry you don't enjoy puns though, i love them... Well the clever one's anyway.

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?

I've got it! I'll throw parties and invite all the richest people in the state, in hopes that one day my true love, Daisy Buchanan, (who lives across the lake from me), will one day wander in to my mansion. But I'm scared that something might happen to prevent me from getting with her, like hitting her husband's mistress, Myrtle, with my Rolles Royce or something, and then getting shot by her husband George. Nahh..

Those "But the good news is: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance my switching to geico." Jokes used to be really funny, what happened to them? amirite?
@Ram27 Die. Those commercials are the worst fucking thing in the world. And they're repeated over and fucking over and...

Sorry, I'm not able to die on command =/ But you wanna know what's the worst fucking thing in the world? A guy without a penis. He can't fuck much of anything now can he? Oh, and sorry, I didn't catch that last bit, could you repeat it again for me?

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?
@Not happiness, though.. Or God... that's salvation. or love.

1. Kittens.
2. Lot's of bibles if you're in to that sort of thing.
3. Kitte... Er. Puppies.

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?
@1481209

Or, Maybe a genetically enhanced flying purple octopus that shoots.... CHEWING GUM! Eh? Eh?

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?
I should be able to vote both 'No Way' and 'Yeah You Are!' because my multiple personalities may not agree with each other, amirite?
All women should be masochistic and all men should be able to beat their wives without getting arrested, amirite?

Aww that would take the fun out of it though.. I mean if it's legal it wont make it difficult! You need a challenge.. Not like the women gives much of one.