If there's any bacteria on the moon it likely came from Florida. amirite?

I audibly laughed at this. Thank-you.

Dogs must see phones like a toy that humans love, amirite?
The empty browsing history tells more than the filled one. amirite?
@capamericasur I am talking in more generic sense. If you go someone's house and somehow see a browsing history to seeing a clean...

So what's worse, knowing specifically what type of porn they watched or just assuming they watched porn

You can kiss your virtual partner by kissing a pillow and ship it to them and then they can kiss it and send it back to you, amirite?

This is pathetic

We work well under pressure because without pressure we don't work. amirite?

You are among us

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

When you walk towards the west you are faster than the earth

In about 30 years, some senior citizens in retirement homes will be listening to gangster rap and grunge music. amirite?

Street fighter tourneys, systems in the parking lot, blunt rolling contests.

Ngl retirement looking pretty lit

Space expands geometrically because black holes stretch it, amirite?
Space expands geometrically because black holes stretch it, amirite?
The solution to the Fermi paradox is the rest of the life in the universe is hyper dimensional, amirite?

I dont think theres a paradox there at all. Theres rather logical explanations for our "universal seclusion"(namely time and distance)

Or.. the universe is hyper dimensional

Carbon is the backbone of all living things. It has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons. The number of the beast is designed into the atomic template of all lifeforms. amirite?

If satan is evil, why is he so hot?

If the moon landing was a hoax, the Soviets would have gone out of their way to prove it was faked, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount The landings happened. But NASA faked or doctored pics b/c they didn't always have the best pics (the safety of the...

i know they happened, there's overwhelming evidence, the original broadcast that was broadcasted around the world live was the REAL ACTUAL LANDING, but the original tapes for it were said to be lost, so it could be possible that nasa had to perhaps recreate it

37 is someone's favorite number, amirite?

You sucked 37 dicks! Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?
If you successfully graft a female plant to a male plant. You have made a transplant. amirite?
@Jason_Grace13 Although some speeches of trees actually have "gendered" responce to stimuli of other members of the same species...

Yeah, they have gendered responses, but generally, plants are monoecious, not as many are dioecious.