Ladies: It would be cool to be able to retract your boobs. So you can stick them out when you need them, and suck them back in when you don't, amirite?
@AnnDeeva I like my boobs... Just the way they are.

Oh, her boobs, her boobs, make tupperware seem like there's no plastic,
Her tits, her tits, stay perky without her tryin'
They're so beautiful,
And I stare at them every day...

I know, I know, when I wanna grab em she won't let me,
And it's so, it's so sad to think she don't see what i see
But every time she asks me 'do my boobs look big?'
I sayy....

When I see your boobs
There's not a thing that I wouldn't grab,
Cause they're amazing, just the way they aren't


hold the applause.

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They totally need to invent a birth control pill for dudes, amirite?

It would help with heavy menstruation too.

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
@Harry_Potter Not for free. No, but Siriusly GET THE FUCK OUT.

"Siriusly." Oh, I HAVE to tell you a joke now.

Lupin: Really, Harry, I think you might have a chance with Ron's sister.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Lupin: I wish.

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
Everyone's bio assumes we need to know their opinion of Harry Potter. amirite?

Last night I dreamt I was hanging out with Harry and Ron, which is weird because I have very little interest in the books or movies, and we were trespassing on a ranch. All of a sudden a cowboy started started shooting us I was Spiderman and I web-slinged away. Weird...

If Aladdin were real he would look like John Stamos, amirite?

My sister pointed out yesterday that the Bec from Victorious would be a great Aladdin, and I'd have to agree.

Bromances are just wierd, amirite?

You spelled "sexy" very, very wrong.

Fellas, if she doesn't kiss you by the 4th date she's only in it for the free food. amirite?

or she's a Duggar.

It would suck if Earth got invaded by ugly aliens. If we're going to have to mix and interbreed with them, they better be hot, amirite?
@1303208

Earth can't handle a brazillian aliens. That's way too many

When you hear people speaking British, you secretly wish you could too. amirite?
@1258765

Stetsons! Don't forget the stetsons!

If the sun is up, Planned Parenthood should be open, regardless of day of the week, amirite?
@So you don't want Planned Parenthood open ever because roughly 3% of what they do is abortions and the rest is...

I love how you use the Lord's name in vain, and then accuse me of being a psuedo-Christian in the same sentence.

To put this in perspective, if there was a private charity organization that gave poor people food, water, shelter, and money to help them get off their feet, I would support them. However, if 3% of their budget went to killing homeless people, I would not support them. Yes they may help people, but I will not support an organization that is murdering people, and in my view, abortion is murder.

Earlier, I recieved a chain mail message that said that if I don't forward it to 500 people within 3 hours of reading it, a little dead girl will appear next to my bed at midnight. I haven't sent the message on to anyone. Looks like I'm getting laid tonight, amirite?

Guys... OP = Pedobear's brother, Necropedobear, or just Necrobear. Whichever.

My daughter just asked me if I'd ever heard of World Of Warcraft. I'm so happy. Every father wants their daughter to remain a virgin forever, amirite?

You could just buy her a chastity belt with a picture of Richard Simmons on it that has a 72 digit password that randomizes 181 times a minute.