Oh, her boobs, her boobs, make tupperware seem like there's no plastic,
Her tits, her tits, stay perky without her tryin'
They're so beautiful,
And I stare at them every day...
I know, I know, when I wanna grab em she won't let me,
And it's so, it's so sad to think she don't see what i see
But every time she asks me 'do my boobs look big?'
When I see your boobs
There's not a thing that I wouldn't grab,
Cause they're amazing, just the way they aren't
hold the applause.
It would help with heavy menstruation too.
"Siriusly." Oh, I HAVE to tell you a joke now.
Lupin: Really, Harry, I think you might have a chance with Ron's sister.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Lupin: I wish.
Last night I dreamt I was hanging out with Harry and Ron, which is weird because I have very little interest in the books or movies, and we were trespassing on a ranch. All of a sudden a cowboy started started shooting us I was Spiderman and I web-slinged away. Weird...
My sister pointed out yesterday that the Bec from Victorious would be a great Aladdin, and I'd have to agree.
You spelled "sexy" very, very wrong.
or she's a Duggar.
Earth can't handle a brazillian aliens. That's way too many
Stetsons! Don't forget the stetsons!
I love how you use the Lord's name in vain, and then accuse me of being a psuedo-Christian in the same sentence.
To put this in perspective, if there was a private charity organization that gave poor people food, water, shelter, and money to help them get off their feet, I would support them. However, if 3% of their budget went to killing homeless people, I would not support them. Yes they may help people, but I will not support an organization that is murdering people, and in my view, abortion is murder.
Guys... OP = Pedobear's brother, Necropedobear, or just Necrobear. Whichever.
You could just buy her a chastity belt with a picture of Richard Simmons on it that has a 72 digit password that randomizes 181 times a minute.