Ty Pennington makes people cry every episode.
Plus some people deserve to cry.
I'm always afraid one will go off when I'm in a dressing room or when I'm naked.
We have one in our town right now, but it's being replaced by a walmart. :(
Those shoes are so cute.
Then I would sell it and buy new shoes.
Emergency bras would be nice though. Twice I've had an under wire pop and once my bra snapped in between the cups and I had to borrow a huge sweatshirt.
I should probably stop buying Victoria's Secret bras...
My dad just said the same thing, but he also added "How they smell."
he was then smacked in the back of the head.
Next time somebody calls and I don't recognize the number I'm going to say , "First celebrity name that pops in my head' residence. How can I help you?" when I answer.
Even though I live in Minnesota and nobody lives here.
Don't forget Nailing.
I was looking at designer clothes today and I was thinking, "Were you drunk when you made this?"
Yeah. Ugh. I hate vitamins B3, B6 and B12. Like who the hell do they think they are? Bingo numbers? Seriously.
I'm actually glad I didn't have a charmed life.
I'm glad I got the chance to struggle and grow and not everything was handed to me. I'm glad I had to work to be where I am and I learned my values on my own rather than having them taught to me.
I'd feel bad for their husband when they get their period.
Also, how would marriage work? Would two husbands live in the same house? I'd get so sick of my twin. Who would the kids call "mom"? Would they both be Mom?
When I wrote that, I had in mind a set of conjoined twins from Minnesota.
Doug from Scrubs.