While sleeping you're trusting your body to keep you alive, amirite?

Hay dum dum, when you are awake you also trust your body to keep you alive.

Drinking water with milk seems gross unless you also add plants, amirite?

Should'vs said 'leaves', no 'plants'

Everything is a napkin if you eat in bed. amirite?
You can slit someone's neck with a Dorito. amirite?

Sounds like a better way to die than most other ways, it would have to be a pretty sharp one though.

Your imagination doesn't go away as you get older you just start imagining different things. amirite?

I almost feel like imagination is discouraged as you get older. Like the more you imagine, the more you're labeled as crazy, unrealistic, or out-of-touch.

Genetic engineering could solve the overpopulation problem by extending the time it takes for babies to develop. amirite?
Genetic engineering could solve the overpopulation problem by extending the time it takes for babies to develop. amirite?
Genetic engineering could solve the overpopulation problem by extending the time it takes for babies to develop. amirite?
@cinemassacress Imagine the poor women who have to be pregnant for 8 years each time. That would suck.

Do you want crabby women and a possible resurgence of mainstream sexism, or overpopulation and world hunger? We must choose!

Genetic engineering could solve the overpopulation problem by extending the time it takes for babies to develop. amirite?
@yomamascub Condoms

And did they solve the overpopulation problem?

A child born deaf and blind most likely will never be able to grow up and function normally, like there is no real way to teach them things and this is f***ing sad. amirite?

It is sad but would one understand the disability or even acknowledge it?

Jupiter is our solar system's bouncer, protecting Earth from rude and rowdy asteroids/comets so we can enjoy the Sun's bombass light show. amirite?

And so we dont become a light show

The person who invented tobacco probably tried to use it like a fuel to start a fire, amirite?

you don't invent plants

Your nose is practically a vacuum so you technically wouldn't be wrong if you sniffed the house dust away with it, amirite?

Demonstrate for us

Paying for something with cash is the same thing as giving someone part of a tree. amirite?

And in Canada it's plastic

You never know when you're going to die. So you can't delete you browser history and harddrive on your computer and phones. Your descendants will cringe at you. amirite?

I don't have descendants