pellicanpelvus

Arcade Fire was a hipster band but now that they have a Grammy, they are too mainstream, amirite?

dont be happy for their success, eh?

The no-tear shampoo doesn't work when watching Toy Story 3. amirite?

Why would you shampoo your hair while watching toy story? Unless you have a tv in your shower....

Christmas shouldn't be about what is under the tree, but instead who is around it. amirite?

Sigh. Everyone says this about Christmas, and honestly, everyone would be disappointed if they woke up tomorrow and there were no gifts, just their family sitting around a tree.

Girls: It's almost impossible to resist a funny guy. Amirite?
@1584871

90% of the girls I've met are in that 3%.

It is wrong that a 14 year old at my school is getting breast implants, amirite?
It's a bit obnoxious if you won't accept your friend's friends simply because they don't dance, amirite?
Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?

"Stacey?"
"Here."
"Joe?"
"Here."
"SupaKillaManSexyPlaya91?"
"Here."

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If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?
@pellicanpelvus or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

Or make friends with a hyperactive rabbit and a bashful skunk, and then witness your mom get shot by a hunter and then your home burned down.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.

Anonymous +177Reply
Two men can't raise a child? Look at Timone and Pumba. Simba turned out just fine! amirite?

Let's base our realities off fictional animals developed by a multimillion-dollar corporation and base our amirites off DBPB!

If couple who are in love are call "love birds", then couple who always argue should be called "angry birds." amirite?
If couple who are in love are call "love birds", then couple who always argue should be called "angry birds." amirite?
@Brettward95 Alright. Now let's make ones up for all situations.

Couples with long necks would be ostriches

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Anonymous +38Reply
If couple who are in love are call "love birds", then couple who always argue should be called "angry birds." amirite?
If couple who are in love are call "love birds", then couple who always argue should be called "angry birds." amirite?