Stuffed crust pizza is never as good as they make it seem in the commercials, amirite?

Nothing is as good as they make it seem in the commercials.

You know you're screwed when you're clock says 6:66, amirite?
@1261802

...that's the point...

If you are under 90 pounds and over 5'4, you are disgusting. If you put on too much makeup, you are ugly. If you are shy, you don't give away easily. If you are super tan, your skin is unhealthy. This is how "society" should be, amirite?
If you are under 90 pounds and over 5'4, you are disgusting. If you put on too much makeup, you are ugly. If you are shy, you don't give away easily. If you are super tan, your skin is unhealthy. This is how "society" should be, amirite?

I was going to post something like this but I would have phrased it differently,
"If you eat, they say you're fat. If you don't eat, they say you're anorexic. If you wear make-up, they say you're obsessed with your appearance. If you don't wear make-up, they say you're ugly. If you talk, they say you're annoying. If you don't talk, they say you're socially awkward and weird. You see, we can never please anyone, so just be yourself, amirite?"

You remember when 3-D glasses had red and blue lenses, amirite?
In elementary school you had a slight hatred for someone that had the same first name as you, amirite?

My first and only best friend throughout elementary school had the same name as me.

You remember when 3-D glasses had red and blue lenses, amirite?

They don't any more?

You've told your little sibling that they were adopted before, amirite?

I know :'(

We all remember that time in 09 when whenever you would cough or sneeze people would automatically assume you had the swine flu, amirite?

One of my teachers had pig hand puppets who would "answer" questions anyone had about the swine flu. Oh, it was horrible.

You've told your little sibling that they were adopted before, amirite?

He also told me I had a twin who died when I was little and my parents put her body in the crawlspace.

You've told your little sibling that they were adopted before, amirite?

My older brother always told me that :(

It really sucks when you pour a bowl of cereal only to discover that the milk is gone, amirite?

I think its worse the other way around.

You hate when you and all the other animals rise up and take over the farm, planning to give everyone equal rights, but then the pigs end up taking over and becoming the new slavers, amirite?
@Butts I loved that movie! We watched it in Government last year!

I didn't like the movie as much as the book. To be honest, the acting in the movie kinda sucked.

It gets really irritating when your mom asks you to sing while she holds your freakishly long hair that starts to glow, amirite?
@invisiblegirl See it NOW. The score is amazing.

it looks so funny! I might see it this weekend.

It gets really irritating when your mom asks you to sing while she holds your freakishly long hair that starts to glow, amirite?
@Tangled.

I really want to see that movie :(