It is kinda weird to know that someone else in another part of the world is doing the exact thing you are doing right now, amirite?

Someone else is fucking my girlfriend?!

My teacher should be fired for calling the entire class a bunch of idiots, amirite?

If I were a teacher I'd do the same thing.

You would rather be a blonde instead of a ginger, amirite?
@__________ Ron or Malfoy...

Well if you put it that way, ginger please.

There is nothing better than that feeling of triumph you get when you can sing every single word to a song you haven't heard in years, amirite?

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Most of the time, if a girl kisses a girl, it's to get attention from a guy, amirite?

Well when I kiss a girl it's cause she's my girlfriend...

It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?

After reading this my mom ran around the house yelling names of animals.

You would be more willing to help a hitchhiker if there wasn't a risk of him/her being a serial killer, amirite?

Says Slenderman xD

I think it's weird how they made a spongebob episode about spongebob becoming a lifeguard at a beach where he's protecting peoples lives from drowning. How can they drown when they're already underwater and even weirder is at the end of the episode spongebob and patrick say they cant swim.. O____o, amirite?

At first I read that as, "How can they drown when they're already in underwear"

You still have not gotten into Pottermore, amirite?

Hooray for not being a bundle of twigs.

You always fall in love with the characters that get killed off, amirite?

Cedric Diggory. Not because I loved him but because of who he came back as... >.>

30 Seconds to Mars is probably Draco Malfoy's favorite band, amirite?

I FIND this amusing.

You'd nearly have a heart attack if you were alone in a dark computer room, at night, separate from your house, and you heard what sounded like a doll speaking in a high pitched voice right outside the window which is about a foot next to you, amirite?

Now I'm scared. I'm laying in bed, which is right next to my window. Fuck.

You loved Darren Criss before he was famous, amirite?
@magicmaddy well how are you going to love someone if you dont know who they are.

I meant before he was on Glee and we still knew him as Harry Potter in AVPM

You have to laugh at these kids who drink "coffee" in an attempt to look mature, amirite?

Fuck what people think, I love coffee.

Guys, it's pretty awesome that your penis doesn't bleed every month, amirite?