J.K. Rowling is better than Stephenie Meyer because her fight scenes actually happen, amirite?

Harry Potter is one of the few books where the battle between the 'good guys' and the 'bad guys' is actually realistic when in comes to casualties. Not only was the fight conclusive in the last book, but a bunch of the characters fighting for good died too.

A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut, amirite?

Well if it grabs it by the husk...

You use/used a combination of buttons (A+B+down, hold B, ect.) when trying to capture Pokemon, amirite?
@stepdom does touching the touch screen count

Oh you young kids and your touch screens...(Late reply is ridiculously late)

You use/used a combination of buttons (A+B+down, hold B, ect.) when trying to capture Pokemon, amirite?
@StarGazer Or just yell at the DS/Gameboy and threaten it....

Actually, my method was denying how much I wanted it, assuming that the game wanted to spite me.

English teachers put more thought into the novel than the actual author did. amirite?

It feels gross...like I'm supposed to dissect a perfectly good book. Or a really uninteresting book, whatever the case may be.

There is really no point to homeroom. Amirite?

Homework is short for homeroom work, silly.

Character is how you act when no one is watching, amirite?

Yay for motivational posters you see in classrooms and hallways! (Slight sarcasm, but they're actually true.)

In movies and TV shows, a school is full of attractive, nice, normal people... No fat people, no gangstas, no druggies, no rebels, no gays/lesbians... amirite?

So people who are gay, overweight, or dress strangely can't be nice, normal, and attractive? I beg to differ.

Ear rape is a serious problem, amirite?

I'm sure there are plenty of people with virgin ears... (failpun)

Johnny Depp is never in a movie where he plays a normal person, amirite?

Normal people aren't very fun to play as...

Gays are so gay, amirite?

In the same way that blondes are sooooo blonde.

I'm a 14 year old girl, it's normal that I've only kissed eight guys, hugged 16, and had sex with ONLY 3, amirite?

You guys realize that trolls love it when people freak out and take it seriously, right?

The Big Bad Wolf should hire the Kool-Aid Man to help in his endeavors, amirite?

Oh yeah!

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? amirite?
I had the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy, amirite?

"SHH. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."