+1,168When you text a friend, it takes them a while to text back. But when you're hanging out with them, their hands' barely come off the phone, amirite?
+417You feel like a ninja when you fart silently and people go "Ewww! Who farted?!" And you go along then they start accusing someone else, even though it was you. amirite?
+310When you spill something, instead of cleaning it up right away, you stare at it in shock and freak out. amirite?
+2,493If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?
+528Sometimes you'll be looking at people on the streets and wonder what their life is like, what they are thinking, where they are going, amirite?
+427Obsessing over celebrities is really stupid. First of all, you don't know them. You have never really met them, and you know nothing about their personality, and what you see on TV is totally fake. Second, they have no idea you even exist. Third, it's a huge turnoff. Fourth, you make yourself look stupid by saying thing like "He's mine! I LOVE HIM! He's gonna marry me!" No. Shut up. Amirite?
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+460It's not coincidence that in an episode of Scooby-Doo there's a monster called "creeper" and he goes after daphne, amirite?
+3,225You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?
+3,414Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
+714Why do robbers say, "This is a robbery, everybody get down"? It's like, "Oh, by the look of your masks and guns, I thought you would be fairy princesses", amirite?
+1,042Warning: Taking AP classes may cause: loss of sleep, depression, extreme exhaustion, random emotion out bursts, mood swings, and yellowing of the skin. AP is not for everyone, ask your doctor if AP is right for you, amirite?