stoneonthewater

Don't poke people on facebook. Poking leads to commenting.Commenting leads to talking on chat. Talking on chat leads to inboxing. Inboxing leads to meeting up. Meeting up leads to going out. Going out leads to sex. Sex leads to babys. So unless you want to have babys, don't poke people, amirite?

I love how this post was trying to be funny, but it failed.

Your opinion on turtles? amirite?

I kinda love this post.

I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?

Posts like this are the reason I'm on this site

They should have April fools week, so your friends won't know when to expect it, amirite?

Who knew turtles were so popular on this site?!

You still wonder what happened to the Naked Brothers Band, amirite?
@1097225

I was wondering about this figuratively yesterday.

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel!

They really need to make a word for that feeling where you're not too hungry, but you can eat. amirite?
Every good song has one dumb line: Firework-"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?", Grenade-"Your eyes were open, why were they open?", amirite?

Or how about Eeenie Meenie? It's not really a good song (because of Justin Bieber) but Sean Kingston's opening line is "she's indecisive, she can't decide".

You enjoy reading about cannibalism, and every time you meet a new person, you wonder how they would taste, amirite?

You should have put this in the "Food" category.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I hate when I text someone thanking them and they reply Np. I just thanked you, don't ignore it because you want to share your interest in Neptunium.

All the pictures that have been and will be taken are already available on your screens. It's simply a matter of arranging the pixels properly, amirite?
@1137345

I agree with your "btw". I never thought they were funny in the first place.

If the show has a laugh track, it probably isn't funny. amirite?

JONAS didn't have a laugh track...but that show was terrible. hmm smilie

Why is your post about fruit salad in the Tech category? amirite?

Anyone else catch that this post is in the "Love" category?

"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?

This post made me think of SpongeBob. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."

You wonder if Six Billion Secrets is going to change its name to Seven Billion Secrets when we hit that population this year, amirite?

I never realized why it was called "Six Billion" Secrets until now.