About me.

Wooow. I can't believe I wrote this almost two years ago...let's just say I've matured. shudder But hey, it's interesting and I don't think my activity on the site even warrants an updated bio at the moment, so it stays.

I'm in college, bitches!..well almost.
Now that we have that out of the way, let's move on, shall we?

I'm an 18 yr old Jamerican, already broke (all I did was register for college classes), and I will be a world renowned pastry chef someday.
I think I might be a tad bit of an absurdest 0.o
I guess I'm a liberal...but hell, I live in Alabama.
I'm really, really, REALLY bad at replying to messages. I have ADD, okay? Still, that's no excuse. I'll try harder :D

I'm trying to keep this somewhat short, so I'll just split everything into sections (that way I avoid "fluff" words).

Kit Kat Bars
English class
*German Chocolate Cake :D That's my face around cake

Grammar Nazis (I'm a BADASS when it comes to English, but you don't see me rubbing that in other people's faces, do you?)
Sad/Scary/Sappy Movies. Hmm...maybe I don't like movies that fall into genres that starts with "s" meh.
People asking me about my religious preference. Let's just say that I'm a procrastinator ;)
All politicians. I don't care how nice and clean they look on the outside. Somehow. Somewhere. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
*Breakfast foods. Eggs, bacon, sausage, orange juice, etc. (aside from hashbrowns and a couple of other starches)

Political Stance:
Pro-gay marriage. It's not affecting me.
Pro-choice. It's not affecting me.
*Anti-(new) immigration laws. They're not affecting me.
^Do you see why Meursault (from The Stranger) and I could be best friends?

That didn't work, my About Me is still long. meh.

One more thing...I don't like wearing pants. tehe