The-Merciless-Potato

At some point in the past, sex became recreational instead of strictly procreational. amirite?
You don't have the same fingernails as you did at birth, amirite?

Or taste buds, or hair, or skin for that matter

Until the last century, most of the world based their economy on shiny yellow rocks. amirite?
@The-memeboi Yes and no. We've put an exact value on those shiny rocks and created pieces of paper that represent that value...

The way I see it:

the first generation of paper notes represented the agreed upon value of the rocks owned by whoever printed the notes, the second generation of paper notes represented the agreed upon value of hypothetical rocks that only theoretically exist on paper, and the current generation of paper notes represents the quantity of rocks that are equal to the hypothetical value of everything a country (that probably didn't even print the notes) theoretically owns and produces.

I could be wrong, but I think that's pretty close.

Most women think all it takes for men to pee with absolutely no splashes is good aim, when that's really only half the battle. amirite?

Just. Sit. Down.

We tend to notice a person most when they aren't there. amirite?

Or when they are standing in front of the TV.

If "bird" is slang for a girl, and we talk about the "birds and the bees" to kids, then "bee" must be slang for a boy, amirite?

Damn, we still have that in 2020?

Hunger Games was probably inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, amirite?
@MS0410 Care to elaborate?...this I'd like to hear

So you pick a bunch of kids by keeping a randomised ticket linked to "food", and your chances of getting picked depend on how much "food" you take.

Next, you put them in an enclosure that is quite well controlled. They then slowly go through the establishment, slowly one by one they get knocked off.

Last man standing gets fame, special status, and aforementioned "food" for a lifetime

A laser beam bounces around before it shoots out, so a Star Wars gun is really inefficient, amirite?

it moves at the speed of light

what do you propose

If chimpanzees are 99% related to humans, then eating a chimp is 99% cannibalism. amirite?
Anything can be cheese, depending on what you consider cheese. amirite?
Some tumours grow eyeballs, so you can literally keep an eye on cancer. amirite?

More eyes on the inside?

We Are The Highest Intelligent Species In The Cosmos, amirite?

Maybe the rest of us. Jury's still out on you...

We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?
Science fiction in TV and Movies has probably done more for technology adoption than all normal marketing combined, amirite?
Every person in the world has won a very tough race. We were all at one point, the fastest sperm. amirite?

He's got a point.