If your 29 year old boyfriend refers to his penis as a dinosaur it's probably best to break up with him, amirite?

Raptor Jesus approves. Rawr?

It would be a little weird if you caught your female teacher reading Fifty Shades of Grey. amirite?
@Vliss Why? What's the book about?

Book sounds like it needs a pr0n movie. I'd buy it.

You don't have to be a prophet to make a profit, amirite?
@Sarah I like the way you think, lol.

It's so easy even a Clown can do it...

If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
@fuustoleit Okay, problem solved! I'm going to bed now. Goodnight!

Sweet Dreams :) If you can't fall asleep try to count sperm. lol :P

If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
@fuustoleit First, stop calling me "You guys", I am pro choice, but strongly believe that people shouldn't get an abortion...

You're killin me here.... I'll give you points for being persistent. But Life is still Life.

If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
@fuustoleit What, literally dig them out of a woman's vagina after you came? I really think it's time for you to make a...

"Pro Life" the argument is about "Life". Well hellooo dur dur durrr sperm have life too and can become babies.

If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
@fuustoleit I'm not denying that, but if they have life, and it's murder to kill them, isn't it also murder to kill plants to...

Then why are we fighting? I'm not a Christian anti abortion nutbag talking about how it's murder because a tiny blob has "life".

If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
@fuustoleit because there's a difference between a sperm and a fetus. All by itself, the sperm has no potential to be something...

You mean kids that can be adopted by pedophiles or be living in families where they are treated unfairly or loathed by their siblings because they are "outsiders"? and yes a sperm has potential to be life. All those sperm that died during masturbation could have been inseminated into women.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake. amirite?

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?
@Etherial I hope you're not serious about sperm having life. Neither sperm nor eggs will EVER become capable of bearing life...

What are you saying? they run on batteries. Obviously they have life if they are wiggling and their tales are moving.

Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?