It's easy to tell just by looking at an angle of it's 90°, but all other angles are near impossible to tell just by looking at them, amirite?

That's not entirely accurate. I can roughly guess most angles if it's a multiple of 15 or close to that.

Brie is a most delicious mold. amirite?

To say Brie is mold is a bit like saying a pizza is crust. It has mold, but it's not a mold itself.

If dogs could talk it would do wonders for people's self-esteem. Cats would destroy it. amirite?

For all we know, cats do talk.

Chances are they just don't see any point talking to *us*.

As crotch spawn begin rampaging round living rooms, many parents will discover than no, it wasn't the teacher that was the problem. amirite?

No, but it still wont be theirs either.

It's the govt for closing things, or the chinese for starting it, or the person that did get them what they wanted straight away in the middle of a damn pandemic. Why did the store not have jimmies favourite sugar coated sugar puff sugar cereal with added ADHD when they went to pick it up RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!

They lack the self awareness that it could ever be on them.

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@teknogreek Very unlikely. Brass is twice as expensive as steel, and a much softer metal.

Up until recent design trends, brass was very common in door knobs, railing, etc

If somebody chopped somebody else's leg off, intending for it to be a murder, and years later a murderer killed them cause they couldn't run away fast enough, it's an assist kill. amirite?

I'm an amputee and I approve this message.

Instant noodles aren't actually instant because they take at least 7 minutes to make. amirite?

well when u open the package they are instantly noodles and no longer stuck in the Schrodinger's cat state

Pets will eat an entire bowl of dry food without taking a single drink of water but we have to take a drink every few bites, amirite?

One of my weird quirks. I don't drink and eat at the same time. I'll eat my entire super before ever touching my drink.

In Avatar, if waterbenders can bloodbend, they can make their penises rock hard, amirite?
If eating your dinner takes an hour, you're eating too much, amirite?
If you kidnap someone the police kidnap you except legally, amirite?

In some countries, if you kill someone, the state can kill you, except legally

The letter Q is O with an erection, amirite?

Must be a fat person. Probably can't see their erection with that overhang.

Romans 8 aught to be written Romans VIII, amirite?
@Ludox "ought".. "aught" means "anything" in old timey English.

thanks. I wouldn't have to remember that if "should" weren't a banned word here

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

Wouldn't mind it

One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?

Well yeah cause you won't know it's halfway through your life until you're dead which is already too late.