Goose on my noose.

I'm a mean uncle.

By responding to a "thank you" with a "no problem" you are implying that there was a problem in the first place, amirite?

No, I would argue that you're simply stating that there is no problem in general. Like, it wasn't an issue or problem for you to do whatever you did for the person.

Considering how slow and gradual the evolutionary process is, it can be asserted that there must've been a time in human history when only a fraction of our predecessors would've gained consciousness. And who knows, this, right here, could be that time. amirite?
@caindenetro23 No. But there must've been a time when some could fly (not as gracefully) and other couldn't.

Not exactly. It gradually came to be. Every few generations they could flap a little higher from the ground.

Wings weren't originally used for flying, they were for keeping the body warm!

One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?

Any day could be your halfway life day, you could have already passed it.

No matter who wins the еlection about 50% of people are gonna be pissed off, amirite?

Compound that with social media and it feels like 90% either way.

No rational person is honestly enough of a gambler to stake their own ambitions on a big-picture argument about the greater good of society. amirite?
Everyone who voluntarily doesn't work out takes the body given to them by their ancestors for granted, amirite?
Nicholas Cage is to action movies what Adam Sandler is to comedies. amirite?

I like Nic Cage. Sorry.

Betty Marion White was born in 1922; the first BMW car made was in 1928. Betty White is the original BMW. amirite?

The R 32 was first produced in 1923. Betty White is still older but the first BMW vehicle was a motorcycle, interestingly.

By the end of the next decade, our culture is going to change drastically, amirite?
@And by the end of the decade after that you will find out that's what always happens.

Today social and cultural changes are so fast that only a decade is sufficient for things to change drastically. In history it could have taken hundreds of years.

Everyone who voluntarily doesn't work out takes the body given to them by their ancestors for granted, amirite?
@Show you are superior by flexing and not working out

I think it's more about the comparison between hardworking cavemen and people like me who sit all day long, than superiority

Everyone who voluntarily doesn't work out takes the body given to them by their ancestors for granted, amirite?
We are becoming more sensitive to verbal offence but becoming more desensitized to real tragedy. amirite?

To me it seems that people are simply more interested things that directly impact/affect/offend them rather than tragedies that have almost zero impact on them. I think it has always been this way and that it's just way more apparent because we're all so connected and there is just so much information about everything that happens in the world today.

YoU cAn tYpE LiTerAlLy aNythiNg LiKe tHiS aNd iT sOunDs sArcaStic. amirite?
Funeral food is so good you forget who died. amirite?

Funeral food is to die for