+2,201 The saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," doesn't really work in Harry Potter, amirite?

+2,187 It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate, amirite?

+2,161 You have had a really busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, amirite?

+2,077 Just because you're smart compared to some people, doesn't mean you aren't a moron, amirite?

+2,199 Dear "always" if you want us to be more comfortable with our periods, please make your pad wrappers less noisy, amirite?

+2,159 Finishing chapstick without losing it is a huge accomplishment, amirite?

-232 Nothing's wrong with screamo music. In fact, it's quite under-appreciated. Amirite?

+1,727 If Pluto's not a planet, then midgets aren't people, amirite?

+2,102 Facebook needs a "no one gives a shit" button, amirite?

+2,079 Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON, amirite?

+2,080 Girls: You'd rather have a boyfriend who's dorky but a total sweetheart than a really hot boyfriend who is a player and flirts with everything that breathes, amirite?

+1,158 If you don't like women drivers, get off the sidewalk, amirite?

+2,083 Just because you attract a lot of nasty skanks does not mean you're a stud. It means that your own kind recognizes you. amirite?

+1,862 You have at least two addresses memorized: Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, amirite?

+1,967 They should have April fools week, so your friends won't know when to expect it, amirite?

-1,780 Who cares how animals are kept if they are going to be eaten anyways, amirite?

+1,824 The egg came before the chicken. You eat eggs for breakfast then chicken for lunch, amirite?

+2,100 See a bug outside: "Hello Mr. Bug." See a bug in your house: "DIE BITCH, DIE!!", amirite?

+1,936 A "oral exam" sounds like you're getting graded on your bj skills, amirite?

+1,986 It would suck if Hitler actually meant "I hate Juice" but people misheard him, amirite?