+2,934 Silence is golden, except when coming from children.. Then you'd better go see what's broken, amirite?

+2,800 Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?

+2,744 Mrs. Pacman is the biggest prostitute. Just pay her 25 cents and she'll eat balls until she dies, amirite?

+2,836 If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?

+2,833 In movies,the Eiffel tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris, amirite?

+2,820 The superbowl is the only time when you are suposed to be quiet during the commercials, and you can talk all you want during the program, amirite?

+2,803 Life would be a lot easier if we had relationship meters like in Sims, amirite?

+2,805 Jaywalking? More like jay-running-the-fuck-across-the-street-and-hope-you-don't-get-hit, amirite?

+2,455 I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be, amirite?

+2,758 Pringles are the Nazis of potato chips. All single file, dressed the same, corralled by a crazy mustached dictator, amirite?

+2,449 Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?

+2,564 Thank you motion-sensor hand towel machine, you never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot, amirite?

+2,668 Paper clips are just staples for people with commitment issues, amirite?

+2,700 Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness.", amirite?

+2,358 Air Miles in Canada should be called Air kilometers, amirite?

+2,525 People complain life is too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved, amirite?

+2,504 It's weird thinking that your grandma has a vagina, amirite?

+2,639 it really stinks when you forget to put on deodorant. amirite?

+2,668 With great power comes a great electricity bill, amirite?

+2,611 In school, when the teacher tells you to stop "clicking" the pen it always seems you end with the ballpoint inside and have to click it one more time. amirite?