Amirite is the new "Hotel California." Because you can check in any time you like..... but you can never leave, amirite?
@StacytheHarlot Please explain?

I totally read that as the "smell of warm coitus"

Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have prominent hip bones, and visible ribs, and thigh gaps, and collar bones that poke out etc., amirite?

Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have fat rolls, cellulite, a double chin, and thighs that touch, etc amirite?
Offensive, huh? Well it's also offensive when you tell girls they aren't attractive for being the opposite. Different strokes for different folks.

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It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?

This calls for a hotline!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

A lot of songs these days can't really be sung around a campfire, amirite?

Kumbaya my non-religiously-specific leader kumbaya.. Oh, non-religiously-specific leader kumbayaaa.!

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When you feel like going on a murderous rampage, life should give you a therapist. They are very easy to kill.

You don't know what the proper name or use is of ~, amirite?
Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?

"When do we get a straight pride march? " If you want a straight pride march, go organize one. Gay pride parades are organized by the gay community every year in almost all major cities around the world. Your question is like a lazy, poor, uneducated person looking at Bill Gates and saying "When am I going to get money?". Amirite?

This reminds me of something I've realized, though this is not perhaps and example of it.
Some people act like reverse discrimination will solve current or past discrimination. It's seems like there are people now who are being hateful towards white people, rich or middle class people, males, straight people, christians, because of their ancestors' mistakes. As though, because they are the majority, they can rightfully be hated, or put down in order to lift others up. Like when some people say, "Shut up, You're ____, you don't have any right to complain, or express pride, because you haven't been discriminated against." Almost everyone knows what it's like to be hated, because of something they can't control. And acting like someone is a jerk because they were born the majority, or upper class, is just as wrong.

Again, not specifically this post, or most people.

It makes me sad that some people think they can fight hate and discrimination with reverse hate and discrimination. It's like trying to put out a fire with fire.

All people need to recognize that the way to fixing prejudice is through complete tolerance, acceptance, and love.

Imagine if there were athiest evangelists. Five seconds after you got rid of the Jehovah's Witnesses, you'd get two overly logical scientists knocking on your door, telling you all the scientific facts that defy the existence of any gods, amirite?

I volunteer.

Sir, have you heard of Charles Darwin, well he knows some stuff you want to know. Did you know we are descendants of monkeys?