What if we exist because the fries think we exist?

And if you teabag another player, you get discharged for homosexuality.

What do girls take notes on? The Iron Chef?

Another fun fact: the average person's stomach is the size of their fist, which is exactly what I plan to use for mittens this winter

...Life who?

Because I'm an inconsiderate asshole who enjoys misspelling people's names.

Come here bitch let me pet your head.
Oh wait you want your tummy rubbed instead?
Anything for man's best friend.
Now let's go find some hoes
And plant a garden of the flower rose.
yeaaaaaa boyyyyy

As well as the only place where you can find numerous dead, living, or fictional characters, Guinea pigs that can fly, an army of anons, and Favvkes

We should rename it the Crimson Gate Bridge, replace it with pure gold and cry tears of sorrowful joy as we witness our own citizens tear it apart piece by piece, further worsening our economy

Even death can be entertaining. Ever watch 1000 Ways to Die?

"Why die in your old, crappy car? Why not die in this brandspanking-new 2012 convertible Mustang? You won't get to use it or show it off but atleast you'll die in style! And for the time that we have left it will only be for the low price of $10,000!"

Don't worry though. Cause then there's fan fiction writers who write about the dad and son having sex.

It's funny cause you're a dog.

But instead you're with that douchebag Chad!

/foreverfriendzoned

I'm Euro-Chinese African Mexican American so it's kinda hard for me to date outside my race.