People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?
They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

And if you teabag another player, you get discharged for homosexuality.

It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?

What do girls take notes on? The Iron Chef?

Another fun fact: the average person's stomach is the size of their fist, which is exactly what I plan to use for mittens this winter

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. amirite?
Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Come here bitch let me pet your head.
Oh wait you want your tummy rubbed instead?
Anything for man's best friend.
Now let's go find some hoes
And plant a garden of the flower rose.
yeaaaaaa boyyyyy

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?

As well as the only place where you can find numerous dead, living, or fictional characters, Guinea pigs that can fly, an army of anons, and Favvkes

Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
@fuster_cluck what about the Golden Gate Bridge?

We should rename it the Crimson Gate Bridge, replace it with pure gold and cry tears of sorrowful joy as we witness our own citizens tear it apart piece by piece, further worsening our economy

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. amirite?
@chiddybang Death.

Even death can be entertaining. Ever watch 1000 Ways to Die?

It's kind of ridiculous that we're this close to the apocalypse and there are still no end of the world sales, amirite?

"Why die in your old, crappy car? Why not die in this brandspanking-new 2012 convertible Mustang? You won't get to use it or show it off but atleast you'll die in style! And for the time that we have left it will only be for the low price of $10,000!"

Although it's good for sentimental value, movies should start being more realistic at the point where a dad is on his death bed and his son is right next to him. They always say, "Son, I'm so proud of you, and blah blah blah..." Not every dad is that nice, and not every son will have been successful. Just to mix things up, for once they should have a dad put his hand on the son's arm, look him in the eye, and have his last words be, "Son...I probably should've worn a condom", amirite?
@Nonsense_Narwhal I go to the movies to be entertained. It should be more like: "Son.... I slept with your girlfriend last night...

Don't worry though. Cause then there's fan fiction writers who write about the dad and son having sex.

You wonder what songs they're going to rape with autotune next. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are-are-are-are-are-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re, dirty bit...", amirite?
Girls: you have one guy friend that you could easily start a relationship with. amirite?

But instead you're with that douchebag Chad!


You would date outside your race, amirite?

I'm Euro-Chinese African Mexican American so it's kinda hard for me to date outside my race.