If the moon landing was a hoax, the Soviets would have gone out of their way to prove it was faked, amirite?
@Sewcrazy4cats Lol, are you one of those guys that actually believes in the moon?

Well, there is at least the hologram projecting satellite... but its only about the size of an SUV. Nothing to land on.

Prisoners serving life without parole in non death penalty places essentially can murder without any real consequences, amirite?

Somebody has never tried the loaf.

Hell is a pyromaniacs heaven! amirite?
Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?

Number of breasts are determined by expected number of babies +1.

Average cat litter size is 4-6, cats have 6-8 nipples.

Like humans, elephants only have 1 baby at a time, so they also have 2 nipples.

‘Pennies From Heaven' must have been a much more lucrative idea back when it was recorded in 1936. amirite?

sad inflation noises

In about 30 years, some senior citizens in retirement homes will be listening to gangster rap and grunge music. amirite?

Funny to think that we'll ever get to retire...I'll probably be working until I keel over.

Because consciousness happens in the brain, you don't have a skeleton inside you. You are inside a skeleton. amirite?

I am a mass of nerves wrapped around a skeleton

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@jodzdzownica Depends on the point of view!

Exactly, you are slower than the girl running from you

Being a shy extrovert would feel like being socially constipated. amirite?

Extraverts aren't necessarily outgoing, they just prefer spending time with people instead of on their own

The inverse is also true for introverts. They aren't necessarily shy, or even antisocial, they just don't like spending long amounts of time in large groups

37 is someone's favorite number, amirite?

Probably but 73 is Chuck Norris of numbers.

Hospital rooms just keep on being hospital rooms after you're done with them. amirite?

There are times when somone has died in that very bed and only been gone an hour or two before you.
Ive had someone in our family room waiting for the bed whole I've been frantically washing and preparing the coprse for transfer

Because of mines, people are still dying from WW2, amirite?

Is it over already? Jeeze.

Luck surpasses wisdom and intelligence. amirite?

In the longrun


The empty browsing history tells more than the filled one. amirite?

All you can tell from an empty browser history is that someone is hiding something. Not deleting it gives people info about what videos you watch, which media you use, where you have accounts, where and what you shop etc etc.