Yeah, I learned my lesson that time when I asked someone for a smoke and they gave me a weasel and I tried to smoke it and it turned out it was a weasel with weasel disease and so now I'm a weasel.
One where Jeff loses an arm and Abed becomes evil.
Oh yeah, it'll be a great freaking day when any enemy nation can trounce right into our country and ruthlessly attack our citizens, bomb our buildings, steal our things, and rape our women all because of a cute liberal catchphrase. Get real. Also, there is no significant correlation between education spending and education success. The problem is not a lack of funding. It's a broken system fueled by a government that can't tie its own shoes, and hindered by an out of control teachers' union that has never once considered that maybe education is about students, and not government parasites that call themselves teachers. Not to mention a complete lack of competition among schools, as each school has a monopoly on their district, eliminating the need for real results.
Not to mention that the federal government pays for the military, and has no Constitutional authority to fund education. Which pretty much renders this entire slogan worthless.
I hate political slogans.
The mailman knocked on my door yesterday so i killed him
All of the above. Just kidding. Jaywalking is horrible.
Since everyone is sharing all the weird thing they do, I think I'll just let everyone know that I'm flawless.
"If you'll pardon me, I would be much obliged to consume delicacies from the children's menu. My taste buds are quite youthful in nature and sophistication."
This guy's too good for McDonald's; he uses extra letters.
I'm a girl with sloppy handwriting. TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL.
I add a silent q. Sometimes a silent k. Whatever I'm in the mood for.
I thought Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was #1.
or a lead mine...
No, I assure you. It possesses helpful. Don't you have a helpful?
People with a high metabolism's stomachs: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GIVE ME?! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING YOU-- never mind. It's gone".
Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?
Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.