You probably can't imagine the balls on a pool table as any other size, amirite?

I can. I had a mini pool table when I was a kid.

Humans are technically stringed instruments, amirite?

Now that is deep

There is always a way in, given enough determination and dynamite, amirite?

Good luck getting into someone's heart with dynamite

Since 90% of people have an 'innie', belly buttons are more like belly anus', amirite?

Seeing as nothing comes out of the belly button I think you have your anatomy wrong....

When a teacher says : "raise your hand to talk", we're all raising our arms. amirite?
@Pokketts Yeah and the only way to raise your hand is to raise your arms.

Or you can just put your arm on the table and raise your hand.

People in the Star Wars universe referring to their starfighters as X-Wing and Y-Wing while not even knowing the latin alphabet makes no sense. amirite?

Maybe it's just George Lucas creating a tale based on the stories he's heard from that universe and bringing it here, translating it to English to make it more digestable for our audiences. Basically Lucas is a jedi sympathiser.

The first people to let ice melt and then drink it, realizing it was the same thing as water, were probably blown away. amirite?

I'd imagine what actually blew their mind was when the body of water they lived next to froze over and they could suddenly walk on it.

Jules Verne's 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' is the deepest book ever written, amirite?

I think that prize must go to him, not for Journey... but for 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. That equates to 60,000 miles, being greater than the distance between you and the centre of the Earth.

Amazing how trained dogs that gets treats as rewards for accomplishing tasks doesn't try to deceive and cheat to get more treats. amirite?

Trained dogs doesn't? You lost me at lazy grammar, kid.

Waking up at 7:58 AM seems early but waking up at 8:02 AM feels perfectly normal. amirite?

Still too early for me.

When something isn't good it can be referred to as not up to par. When playing golf you have done very well if you're not up to par. amirite?
The easier it is go to down something, the harder it is to go up it. amirite?

This applies to sledding hills, sure, but not elevators.

The wealthier you are, the further your couch is from a wall. amirite?

I can fit half a baloney sandwich back there

Immortality is the result of the relentless pursuit of ones desires/goals. amirite?

yeah this helped thanks

Most sticks are not sticky, amirite?

at least not until theyve been up your ass