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Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?

A Classmate of my old school did that, she learend braille to cheat on an exam.

Sunburns are radiation burns from a nuclear explosion, amirite?
@Trashy21 So wait a second if there was a human that large, it would burn everything in it's vicinity?

If you look at it VERY theoretically, yeah, a sun-sized human would radiate twice more heat that our sun.

If you're male, your mother technically had a penis while she was pregnant. amirite?

Two penises.

One inside her belly.

And the other inside, outside, inside, outside.

If you drink Sea water, you're drinking a combination of Water, Salt and Fish piss, amirite?
Velcro is more convenient,safe and practical yet is looked down upon in favour of laces, amirite?

More safe? Laces allow for much better support, which helps prevent injuries.

The sinking of the Titanic must have been one of the greatest offerings to Poseidon ever. amirite?

If they had filled it with Diet Coke, it could have been an offering to Dionysus as well

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

If you surrender you knock over the king which means he suicides.

Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.
If spice isn't a taste instead is a pain that your tongue feels so people who like spicy food are technically Masochists, amirite?

Hmm, I do enjoy the tingling burning sensation of spicy food... Spice isn't just there to burn or hurt tho, spices combined together should create a harmony of flavors, not always hurtful

the amount animosity that the tran community receives is hard to understand given that they constitute less that 1% of the population in every country, amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk That's interesting, why isn't "normal" a valid answer? It's about 90%of the population of the species, I would...

Normal connotes that something else is abnormal. But in this case, it's something that is still functioning.

So you have a gear that is blue and one that is pink and you call the pink one abnormal -- that's a wrong use of the term.

We don't really know what is NORMAL anymore. We know what is "typical" I think of a certain demographic. But other than that -- it's a loaded term that doesn't explain anything but "we don't like pink gears."

We use Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening as a greeting but we use Good Night as a farewell. amirite?

"Good day to you, sir!"

There is only enough lithium on planet earth to provide 1-in-5 people with an electric car. amirite?

Diamond nuke batteries look promising.

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough

The hype for GTA 6 is more than any of the FIFA WORLD CUP ! amirite?

I haven't even heard anything about gta6 so idk where you're getting that from