Dogs were once an exotic pet. amirite?
Normal bread is 100% edible raw toast. amirite?

Raw toast. Well, on that note, good night, Internet.

Black & White are mostly not recognised as a colour. amirite?

Only for privileges and promotions

With the availability of assisted reproductive techniques, there have been far more virgin births in recent decades than in the millenia before, amirite?
@Most unlikely. Such processes are rarely started until two years of attempting to conceive naturally.

Sure, but there are causes that make it obvious that women are infertile and need IVF even without trying to conceive. In these cases, depending on the clinic, women may be able to get IVF with donor sperm even if they have never had a partner. Depending on your definition of virginity, the same can hold for lesbian couples.

Also keep in mind that, even if it is still rare currently, the number of virgin births in history before has been extremely low. Most people (depending on religion) believe there has been only one or none at all. Not sure if there have been turkey baster pregnancies in virgin women before though, that does seem a possibility though again likely extremely rare.

People refer to computers as pc's, yet most computers are not portable. amirite?
We aren't scared of when we're going to die, we're scared of how we are going to die, amirite?

I'm scared of when I'm going to die. Not how. I have children.

The Earth is a battle royale game between all species, but humans discovered friendly fire is enabled so they're all trolling, amirite?

gUyS rEaL LiFe iS LiKe ViDeO gAmE?????

Unicorns are always horny and so are dolphins. What about Dolf Lundgren. amirite?

It's time to put down the blunt

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?

There's no way to prove it but my inner voice can change volume.

Especially if I do a rendition of some song. Queen shifted their volume a lot, try that.

There is a tiny chance that you've had a cancer cell somewhere on your body, that was killed in a small injury like a papercut, saving your life without you knowing, amirite?

It's also possible that people completely immune to cancer exist. We'd have no way of knowing it

mario is mario mario, luigi is luigi mario, amirite?
Choosing the analog or physical versions of things in the digital age is a bit of a rebellious act, amirite?

A bit i guess..I know its the future and we live in the digital age and all but the 90s kid in me cant help but worry that steam or psn will go down at some point and all my video games will be gone. Same cant be said for all the games on disk and cartridge that i can play at will to this very day.

No matter how many cities and buildings are constructed, the Earth does not get any lighter. amirite?

Cities and, but think of all the stuff we sent into orbit and around our solar system and further. Not much lighter but just a bit lighter.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

I'm unattractive but rich. What does that get me?

Ordering Christmas presents from Amazon. We get something in a box, and then take that thing out of the box so that we can put it into another box for someone else to take it out of the box. amirite?

And look, how much happiness we and the person get, from getting something in a box, taking it out of the box, putting it in another box, for someone else to take it out of the box. :D

Also, merry Christmas! :) ♡