god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

OH MY GOSH. mabie God is real caus the futur isnt gone and our time macne says that God isnt real so mabie we should God macne time go for.


Girls: Right after you shave your armpits and put on deodorant it burns like hell then itches all day, amirite?

Sure. If you shave with a chainsaw...

absolutely nothing? I don't even think adding "of death" is going to help me here...

too bad I left my chainsaw, machine gun, and flame-thrower on my right...

@Gleek Malfoy you little shit!

You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? That Hermonie Granger. You know what I'd give her on a scale of 1-to-10?...With 1..1 would be the ugliest, and then 10, is pretty... I would give her... an eight. An 8.5. or a nine. Not over a 9.8, because there is ALWAYS room for improvement. Not everyones perfect, like me, thats why I'm going out for a 10. Because I'm worth it.

the reason Jack, from the Titanic, didn't get on the door wasn't because he wouldn't fit, it was because it would sink with two people on top of it, amirite?
@it wasn't even a door.

minus the fact that it was...

@Horseboat Why would you want to put counterfeit money into circulation?

They do actually have certain bound packs of bills that have ink packs in them. They explode and mark all of the bills in the bag. Tellers will usually keep them in the drawer and put them in the bag with the real money in times of robbery.

Girls: You wonder how large your penis would be if you were a boy, amirite?
It's weird how every word in the English language leads back to the # four. Amirite has 7 letters, seven has five, and five has four. Technology has ten, ten has three, three has five, five has four. amirite?

supercalifrag-yeah, I'm just gonna trust that you're right.

California ruled Proposition 8 unconstitutional today. One of the greatest landmarks in recent history to date. amirite?

Personally, I believe marriage should be between man and woman. I am, however, glad this was passed. Although I personally don't believe it to be right, it is entirely unconstitutional to ban someone from a way of life. It is NOT our place to tell them they cannot be married, just because it's what we believe.

Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?
@KickAss So it's no longer on the shirt?

No. It was ripped from the shirt to post on Amirite?, obviously.

Jeez, people and their stupid questions.

Girls: You wonder how large your penis would be if you were a boy, amirite?

Do you think it's relative to the size of your breasts?

Christians: you have never actually hated someone for being gay and you have never tried to convert someone to christianity against their will, amirite?

It's pretty much heartbreaking when I see other "christians" attacking people for their beliefs or fighting against gay rights and things. It's not our position to keep any human from living their life how they believe, and to do any of these things pegs the rest of us as hot-headed, radical jerks who heavily study the "my-way-or-the-highway" philosophy. It's at the point where I can't even identify myself as a Christian because of the hate from those of other lifestyles.

You don't know why people bother with dating sites when Amirite's population is 90% good looking females, amirite?

About 25% of that 90% are just good at "google-right click-save picture as"...

Just because I'm not fat doesn't mean I can't be insecure about my body, amirite?

And just because a person is fat doesn't mean they can't be secure...
wait, yes it does, because everybody their brother is a douche and likes to say things like "HEY! ever heard of WEIGHT WATCHERS?!"

When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, yellow 5, tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavors...make lemonade, amirite?
@AllieX oh crap! should've told me that before i built this dadgum lemonade stand! :0

Death is only a quarter a glass. :)
Screw that, I always sold my lemonade for like 2.50 a cup! hahahaha.