KevlarYarmulke

Lots of pigeons are probably going to die from starvation soon. amirite?

Did you see the monkeys that invaded a town since no tourists were feeding them anymore?

No one answers unknown phone numbers anymore because of telemarketers, amirite?

I try and answer every call just to screw with them. One time I answered "It's done but there's blood everywhere." Guy called me a son a bitch, it was so funny.

No one knows why the healthier a food is, the less tasty, amirite?

It shouldn't be. Any healthy meal should also be done well.

The reason healthy food doesn't taste as good a lot of the time is because more work and skill needs to go into it to make it taste good.

With unhealthy food, just chuck some sugar or salt in it - she'll be right.

It's a bitch

In the Lion King, maybe Scar wouldn't have been such a bad dude if his damn parents hadn't named him "Scar". amirite!?
Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?

Shadow Shadow

Potatoes get a bad rap by being associated with laziness and ineptitude, but they're basically the same as all other vegetables in those regards, amirite?
The fact that people can get fined for not wearing a seat belt in a car but are allowed to ride a motorcycle (without a helmet in some states) is really messed up. amirite?

It's freaking stupid but my understanding is that federal funding can be withheld from states if they do not enforce seat belt laws, this and the insurance companies lobby for these laws.

Strip clubs are human petting zoos, amirite?

Reminds me of when I go to petting zoos and stick dollar bills in the goat's buttcheeks.

An average college student today knows more stuff than the smartest guy living 500 years ago, amirite?

This is because the college student today has the cumulative knowledge of all the successive smartest people since and also can access this information for for free, instantly.

If a hairless person gets hair, they'll no longer be hairless, amirite?

Guys, people are saying homeless people should just buy a house, why don't bald people just grow hair?

Statistically one in ever four women you meet is on their period. amirite?

Statistically one in every four men you meet is on their men no pause.

Just stick your finger in there and start scratching

Lollipops are literally just flavouring your own saliva with sugar and drinking it, amirite?
Just mentioning the fourth wall in a TV show or movie, breaks it. amirite?
@Unknowncpyt Now to figure out that 5th wall.

That's when the audience can change the situation of the movie