If matter is neither created nor destroyed, then whatever ultimately causes your death must already exist somewhere, perhaps in some scattered form... biding its time. amirite?
@JayTheDay pretty much only energy can kill you right? matter without energy doesn't do anything

I didn't really think too hard about it but that's an interesting question. What about something like choking? If anything it would cut off your oxygen and you would die from lack of energy right?

I don't know I'm not a doctor

The fact that sleeping on your back causes sleep paralysis due to early humans being helpless at that position and seeing human like creatures shows that humans are the enemies, not animals, amirite?
Drinking water with milk seems gross unless you also add plants, amirite?
If prostitutes charged by the inch, most men would probably pay extra. amirite?

Or they would only need to pay like $4-6.

If matter is neither created nor destroyed, then whatever ultimately causes your death must already exist somewhere, perhaps in some scattered form... biding its time. amirite?
Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?
Playing the board game "Pandemic" is very meta at this point in time. amirite?
@What character would you be?

The Operations Expert is my favorite. He basically has the ability to move anywhere at any given time.

Then my wife usually plays the Scientist. Having to only turn in 4 cards instead of 5 is huge when only playing with 2 people.

While sleeping you're trusting your body to keep you alive, amirite?

Our heartbeat/ breathing are involuntary. we're always trusting our body

Guns ended millennia long traditions of soldiers pretending their swords were dicks. amirite?
Flying and falling are the same thing, amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut Not sure if you're serious, but it's the international space station.

I am serious I am not from english speaking country and not interested in space tech :D I am more about chemistry

When porn stars undress in a video, they're actually getting dressed for their job. amirite?

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Guns ended millennia long traditions of soldiers pretending their swords were dicks. amirite?
@Did they really, though

Yes. Soldiers don't have swords. Now they stroke their guns positioned between their legs to the amusement of comrades.

Guns ended millennia long traditions of soldiers pretending their swords were dicks. amirite?
@Rouby more of a transition

We will never specifically know the day, but there was a day that the dick joke torch was passed from melee weapons to the rifle. The day that, from then on, guns became the more frequent weapon to compare your length to.

Mermaids would have stiff shoulders from having to constantly hold themselves up on land, amirite?

Too bad they are constantly holding themselves underwater where gravity is barely an issue 😉

You can use all coronas to destroy the other. amirite?

"How should we settle this? Rock Paper Scissors?"

"Nah, how about Corona Corona Corona?"