The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube, amirite?
@Followed by The Royal Birth!

@1197462 (Anonymous): Meet The Royal Parents! Meet the Royal Fockers! Little Royal Fockers!

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@1192987

Knock knock jokes!? Knock knock jokes are insensitive to people without doors!

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?

reminds me of the joke "what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" ... "nothin', you done told her twice."

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
The next time somebody asks you "guess what", don't say "what" back. Actually guess something that is really out there to throw them off their game. amirite?

Always respond with "You're pregnant?!" Regardless of age, gender or sexual promiscuity.

There's an evil Swedish guy that makes all the chocolate for every chocolate box, and for every two good tasting chocolates he puts in the box, he puts in one that tastes like soap. Then he makes an evil Swedish laugh. amirite?
Concerning time travel: if you kill your future self it's considered murder. If your future self kills you it's suicide, amirite?
@SemiColin French toast.

Start the frenchtoast up :)

You were fine with just "Yeah you are!" and "No Way!", amirite?
@1141330

Yeah man where's the I Like French Toast button?

An apple a day may keep the doctor away but not the emergency room. Stupid eating disorders, amirite?
@1133468

French toast.

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You Know.

You Know Who?

Avada Kedavra.

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Eat mop.

Eat mop who?

No I will not eat your poo!

Maybe it's just my immaturity but this one made me laugh pretty hard x)

There is now a baby named "Facebook." That's just sad, amirite?
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?
My son just spoke his first words to me: 'Dad, where the fuck have you been the last 20 years?!' It was so cute, amirite?

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