i love fucking you too!
sorry i have dyslexia
no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.
i put the STD in stud, now all i need is U
POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.
Keyword being "if", because, who wants to be Bella's friend?
why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.
spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE
there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS
idk maybe anthony is modeling them after your mom.
salmon are too mainstream
damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "sex with a slut could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.
Your post is like Friday- the only reason it's really popular is because we think it has the intelligence of a potted plant on LSD
That has to be the most stereotypical teenage girl response to something that I have ever seen, ever. It includes an omg, repeating letters at the end, and as a finishing touch, the omission of a needed apostrophe. It was posted by "That Crazy Girl", which is funny in itself because most stereotypical teenage girls will refer to themselves as "crazy". Well done, would read again, 10/10.
thats what she said
Nice chain. Sorry about the c-c-c-combo breaker!
That would suck if you were held at gunpoint and the gunman said any last words? You gravestone would read: Hobbes-uh ummm blah blah meh blah!