Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
@ThisChick I fucking love you. XD

i love fucking you too!

sorry i have dyslexiahello smilie

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@newbie also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.

Just because you attract a lot of nasty skanks does not mean you're a stud. It means that your own kind recognizes you. amirite?
Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?

POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.

When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@KickAss Nope, the stork ate him!

why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.

spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
@Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[

there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS

Now that the world is accustomed to Bluetooth headsets, it makes talking to yourself on the sidewalk that much easier, amirite?
@GabbyGirlie815 What's with all the really old POTDs lately?

idk maybe anthony is modeling them after your mom.

think about it, 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 4! amirite?
Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
@alittleannoyed more like a whoregasm

damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "sex with a slut could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@Flibbertigibbet my first post makes the front page yay!!

Your post is like Friday- the only reason it's really popular is because we think it has the intelligence of a potted plant on LSD

Opening up a new tab and forgetting what site you want to go to is the new version of walking into a room and forgetting what you were going to get, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz I hate that lost and confused feeling when that happens. Lol

That has to be the most stereotypical teenage girl response to something that I have ever seen, ever. It includes an omg, repeating letters at the end, and as a finishing touch, the omission of a needed apostrophe. It was posted by "That Crazy Girl", which is funny in itself because most stereotypical teenage girls will refer to themselves as "crazy". Well done, would read again, 10/10.

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are. amirite?
@Deadpool Then that makes me a retard, because when people say things to me like "you have 10 seconds to decide", I have a...

That would suck if you were held at gunpoint and the gunman said any last words? You gravestone would read: Hobbes-uh ummm blah blah meh blah!