Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?

You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them.
The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.

People never focus on the humorous side of Harry Potter, but the books are actually really funny, amirite?

favorite line in the books
Dursley - "you're watching the news again!"
Harry- "Well it changes everyday you see"

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Girls: you don't care how big a guy's wiener is, because all that really matters is how big the wiener in his heart is, amirite?

Perfect post, I agree 110%, best post ever, should be POTD twice, 10/10 would read again, 420 smoke weed

Sometimes you like to friendzone someone and give them little hints of a potential future relationship so that they stay single. Then if your other relationships don't work out, you have something to fall back on, amirite?

Other times I like to kick puppies and push old ladies into the road

They say a mother becomes a mother when she gets pregnant, they say a father becomes a father when he sees his baby. So what if the baby miscarries? Does that mean there's a mother but no father? amirite?
@Who's "they"?

Them. As in the ones who shot JFK. The ones who built the Easter Island statues. The ones who made Stonehenge. The ones who sunk Atlantis. The ones who built the pyramids. The ones who are in Area 51. The ones who found the Fountain of Youth. The ones who hacked the Playstation Network. Them. They say it.

Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them, amirite?
It must be awkward for other people named Harry in the wizarding world.... "Hi, I'm Harry!" "HARRY POTTER?" "Ummmm, no..." amirite?
@Ariodante Or being a muggle-born with a last name like Black.

Exhibit A: Rebecca Black.

She is part mermaid on her mother's side, which explains why she can't sing on dry land.

You pronounce almonds like almonds, not almonds, amirite?

So true. I had a friend who pronounced it like 'almonds' and I was like 'whaaaaaat?!' Needless to say, we're no longer friends.

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@I'm sure Madame Pomfrey would take care of it. You know, magic and all...

Magic medicine isn't very reliable. It's like "Hey Harry we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but not fix your vision ever."

Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?
@1271035

Some aim for the Nobel Prize. Others aim for a turnip.

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?

It's not funny because I have the same problem. My name is Nick but people mispronounce it as "Hey retard"

Snoopy was planking before it was cool, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Hipster.

I used to eat pie before it was cool but I burnt my tongue :(

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FUTUR

Its the opposite of the pust.