LIFE IS FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND SADNESS DIDNT YOU KNOW?! Someone should've prepared you for this...
Seems like homework is never ending.
I don't like, burn down their village or some shit, but I do feel the need to explain the difference to them.
I wanted a dragon, but a fucking dragon sounds more of the type of thing I'm into.
There once was a duck who was uglier than all of the other ducklings, let's call him Phil. Everyday Phil would swim around the pond and everyday the other ducklings would mock him by shouting, "Bat face! Bat face!" They never included him in their games and Phil was more often than not left alone to gaze at his own hideous reflection on the pond's surface. One day as Phil made his rounds of the pond he spotted an eagle on the horizon. "Eagle!" He thought and "Eagle" he cried to the others as he swam over to the group. But they wouldn't listen. "Phil thinks he sees an eagle" they scoffed, and promptly they went back to their duck games. So Phil pecked them and scratched them and shoved them into the underbrush. And just in time, as the last one tumbled into hiding the eagle's shadow passed over top and away again into the distance. "You bully!" Shouted the others. "If you peck us we'll peck you back!" And Phil let them. Because he knew that he was the hero they deserved, but not the one they needed. Because he was a watchful protector, a silent guardian.
A dark knight.
I told this story in another comment, but gosh darnit, I'll do it again: I've been waiting a long time to see "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." I saw it with my old username and it was the whole reason I changed it. I sas in a cup, I was up to no good, I was greeted with a nice "welcome", but never was I there.
One of these days.
lol look at you, trying to sound smart. Using tough words like "lunatic" doesn't mean shit if I don't know what it means.
Then what does it mean in english? Is it Italian for a name like "mike" or something like that?
It's like they're selling you the idea.
"Yeah man, go ahead, it's a permanent solution, these problems will literally never come back!"
I'd hope they'd ask for my opinion before they skinned me, and brought paint swatches, I could help them pick a colour.
I hate you ignorant people who say that being hungry is a choice, when there is scientific evidence showing that it is clearly genetic.
Clearly hamburger buns
My view as always: it's your life so go do whatever the fuck you want with it.
I can name over 9000 memes.