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You feel somehow more important when you watch a video on youtube that has 3 million views then if you were watching one with 3 thousand, amirite?
Really annoying when people eat with their mouth open, amirite?
If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes. Amirite?
@DagGirlYouChugly But then some drunk man will see the picture and think that his kid is the one on the can because he's so drunk...

First off it's a joke obviously. Second, is a person automatically drunk when they go pick up a case from the store? Or even have a beer or two? No.

94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.” Amirite?
@guineasaurusrex Did you actually have to parallel park between two cars on your driving test? Here they just make you do it behind...

No I had the same scenario, quiet street. But my instructor was a douche. He told me to "park behind that car" when I was 3 feet away from passing by it at 30mph so I slammed on the brakes but didnt have a chance to get closer to it to park properly. Therefore I ended with one shitty parallel parking lol.

94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.” Amirite?
A baby first laughs at the age of 4 weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. Amirite?
@This would be more funny if it were accurate. Babies don't even smile until 5 or 6 weeks, and laughing comes a bit...

Lmao yeah I didn't do extensive research when I posted this. But thanks for the info. Good to know :)

RIP Ryan Dunn. But it feels like people worship a jackass and make his idiotic self so important compared to the people who risk or even gave up their lives for our freedom, but no one gives a shit about that. Amirite?

I'm saying people mourn over an entertainer more than over a real hero. I've read comments where people say "a true hero went down! Rip hero! Hero!" how is he a hero? He was an entertainer. Heroes are those who gave their lives for others.

When you hear Wii U, you don't think of the new 'console', you think about Patrick Star's siren noise, amirite?
It makes you upset when your boyfriend/girlfriend says that they're gonna ignore/avoid you, amirite?

No/it doesn't

Not only are they made in His own image, but in the eyes of God, there's really no sexuality that hermaphrodites can choose without being deemed homosexual, amirite?
Not only are they made in His own image, but in the eyes of God, there's really no sexuality that hermaphrodites can choose without being deemed homosexual, amirite?
Not only are they made in His own image, but in the eyes of God, there's really no sexuality that hermaphrodites can choose without being deemed homosexual, amirite?

In the image of God, read Genesis 1:27-28
27) "So God created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created thekm; male and female he created them. 28) Then God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth and govern it. Reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, and all the animals that scurry along the ground.” So how can 2 homosexual men reproduce and govern and do everything as it says in the Bible? Homosexuality is a sick, twisted mindset. All you gays, and supporters of gays saying "if it's love, let them be" are sick, delusional people! The least you can do is keep the bible out of this, if you're gonna twist the Word of God. You don't even know what's written in it

Annoying people are like the zits of the planet, everyone just wants them to go away. amirite?

There's ProActiv for that. It's called "population control"

It's time that stores stay open on Sunday for just as long as they do any other day; only 20.4% of the population goes to Church anyway, amirite?
@XxXBlackRoseXxX yeah! church is stupid and where they brainwash people

That's your opinion. If youre gonna state it as a fact, you might as well keep it to yourself. No one cares what you think anyways.

It's time that stores stay open on Sunday for just as long as they do any other day; only 20.4% of the population goes to Church anyway, amirite?