I don't care about sex or drugs. I don't care about partying and being out all night drinking. I'm not worried about my reputation, or how cool people think I am. I just like pancakes, and I can't see how anything else is more important. amirite?

"Hey, we're about to get wasted, You wanna come?""HELL NO, I WANT SOME MOTHER FUCKING PANCAKES"

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Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

Math; not even once

Girls always talk about how they get "screwed over" and get "their hearts broken" by guys, but in reality girls do the same thing to guys just as often, amirite?

It's even more annoying when its the girls who play mind games with their love interest/boyfriend, then when the boyfriend has had enough like any sane person, they run off to their tumblr and start quoting Taylor Swift.

Creepiest thing to do: Looking in your textbooks to find the names of people before you, and going on facebook to search them up. amirite?

"Um...Do I know you?"
"NO, but we shared textbooks! So what's going on, new best friend?"

I hang your mother off a cliff sometimes, saying AYYYYYY OOO, thenextpersontomakeajokeaboutthislosestheirMOOOTHER, amirite?
You don't mind when people curse in front of you, unless they say it every other word like"I'm fucking doing fucking homework at my fucking house". But it's more annoying when people can't/don't curse so they say things like "I DON'T GIVE A FUDGESICLE FLYING FLADOODLE STICK", amirite?
@umamaniqua WHAT THE FFFFFFront door.

Meh, it's not annoying.
I'm talking more about the people that do the whole "HOLY SHIATSU SUNSHINE PUPPIES"

You don't mind when people curse in front of you, unless they say it every other word like"I'm fucking doing fucking homework at my fucking house". But it's more annoying when people can't/don't curse so they say things like "I DON'T GIVE A FUDGESICLE FLYING FLADOODLE STICK", amirite?
@umamaniqua I know I hate thatttttt.

Yeah, WHAT THE FFFFFrontdoor is actually bearable and a way better cursing alternative than something like "I DON't GIVE A DANISH DOG'S DEAD SISTER"

Tying your husband to a bed, pouring hot wax on his body, and stabbing him over two hundred times head to toe is definitely not self defense. amirite?

Obviously, she was in extreme danger and her first instinct was to tie her husband to a bed, pour hot wax, and stab him hundreds of times. Makes sense .

Boil a lobster and BAM you're a chef, Boil a kitten and BAM you're in jail, amirite?

"Hey, what are you in for?"
"I...boiled a kitten.."

Selena Gomez's music video 'Naturally' sucks. amirite?
@Spain Of course it sucks. What did you expect...?

eh I don't know, I would think that she would at least making something that has to do with the song. Not just her waving her arms around in different outfits.

There are people out there who actually DESERVE to have their writings published, unlike Miley Cyrus, amirite?

and Justin Bieber and especially not Snooki

It would be funny if Darth Vader said, "Luke, I orgasmed inside of your mother" instead, amirite?

Then, at the end, you can add "and you were the product of our vigorous love making."

Everything we do is for sex, amirite?

Yeah, I TOTALLY play sims for sex.

Obsessing over celebrities is really stupid. First of all, you don't know them. You have never really met them, and you know nothing about their personality, and what you see on TV is totally fake. Second, they have no idea you even exist. Third, it's a huge turnoff. Fourth, you make yourself look stupid by saying thing like "He's mine! I LOVE HIM! He's gonna marry me!" No. Shut up. Amirite?
Obsessing over celebrities is really stupid. First of all, you don't know them. You have never really met them, and you know nothing about their personality, and what you see on TV is totally fake. Second, they have no idea you even exist. Third, it's a huge turnoff. Fourth, you make yourself look stupid by saying thing like "He's mine! I LOVE HIM! He's gonna marry me!" No. Shut up. Amirite?
@LonelyIsland I'LL MARRY HIM! HE LOVES ME. I know all his songs!!!!!! His birthday is my favourite day!

GIRL, BACK OFF. HE'S MINE. WE ALREADY PICKED OUR CHILDREN'S NAMES! Our first son's name is going to be (celebrityname) jr.! WE'RE MEANT TO BE. I saw him in concert and he WAVED TO ME. Well, I was in a crowd, BUT I KNOW HE WAS WAVING TO ME!