The people that have to look at what users report on social media must have seen the most horrible things ever caught on camera. They must all be terribly traumatized. amirite?

I know people who work in cyber security and law enforcement have some grim stuff to view and have psychological support to help them cope

Being forced to learning about fictitious stories in school is horribly ironic, amirite?

Yeah totally, fiction has no value whatsoever in education

We sure don't hear about crop circles like we used to. amirite?

hmmm...interesting. where have all the crop circles gone?

Could one invest in afterpay, using afterpay, amirite?

No you can't

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@Icy-layer They do though

Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed? Like, some of it's just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt…

You have the same chance of meeting a celebrity as they do for meeting you. amirite?
You have the same chance of meeting a celebrity as they do for meeting you. amirite?
Banks love the word "trust", but they really love the word "invested" because then you're "dependent". amirite?
Snow is really cocaine for kids, amirite?

I think cocaine might be making you say dumb things.

If drink driesel you are truck, amirite?

Not only poor grammar, but unoriginal

At some point, however distant in the future, humanity will go extinct, but before that point there will be the last member of our species, alone and probably pretty bummed out. amirite?
@jodzdzownica I gotta say, that's quite the lack of imagination on your part. There are literally countless scenarios possible in...

I gotta say, that's quite the lack of imagination on your part. There are literally countless scenarios possible in which this is true...

Since there are about 2.5 babies born a second, there are as much people on earth as the amount of seconds the oldest person on earth has lived. amirite?
If you weight 200lbs on Earth then you weigh 76lbs on Mars, therefore not fat just on the wrong planet. amirite?

And your mom would have to go to the moon.

The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, amirite?

If you're ever feeling lazy in bed just say, "Hey babe it's casual Wednesday."

Apple's circular building is a sign that they will reinvent the wheel and will soon unveil their own version of a car. amirite?

Tires will be stupid expensive and patented so you can only get them from Apple. Of course to save their ego, drivers will say they are a status symbol and try to claim them superior to all other tires.