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It's likely that millions of wizards secretly use Avada Kedavra to kill some annoying bug. amirite?

im loving how we can have a whole convo about harry potter and no one asks questions xD

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?

repost? im pretty sure i have this up(:

It's impossible to explain a specific Asian, amirite?

Like..you cant ever describe a certain asian say;jackie chan and another asian how would you be able to describe them to tell them apart?To another person.If that made sense xD

"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?

yeah texting is always fun for talking about people who are in the same room xD

If somebody was named "Sexual", it would be awkwardly funny to say "bye" to them amirite?

LOL..it took me a second..and then I said it out loud and the lightbulb went off xD

men's english ; i'm hungry = i am hungry; i'm tired = i am tired; nice dress = nice cleavage!; i love you = let's have sex now; i'm bored = do you want to have sex?; may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you; can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you; do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you, amirite?
"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?
@pullthetrigger__ hahaha , yeah. then nobody in the room is talking, it's nice. haha.

until theres that akward silence and ofc the one persons like "so who you textin" lol

You just love how the person posting all the racist comments is anonymous. Grow some balls and let us know who you are and quit it with the stupid fuck comments. amirite?

did anyone else see the stupid morgan freeman thing?! i mean come on really? stupid uneducated hillbilly :|

Snooki is 4 feet 9 inches; legally she's suppose to be in a car seat, amirite?

im 6'1...and im 13 T.T

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky! amirite?

LOL I did laugh out loud xD What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. hahaha xD

Its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina. amirite?

(its from a movie) xD

Who actually uses letter openers anyway, fingers do the job just fine, amirite?
@Toraye8 that's what she said.

i was@422125 (Torayy8): i actually was going to say that xD

Why do black people go to the beach? They are already tanned. amirite?

believe it or not we do tan lmfao

"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?

im textin..my mom xD

OMG A NEW KID,WHERE?! oh...ew. amirite?

if you're gonna comment how about not being anonymous?